by Enterprise-G
As the timelines of multiple centuries (and multiple technologies) cross, SCSS Einhänder and its crew found itself in a battle with the famed Lord Siddious and his apprentice Darth Vader... until new arrivals appear...
Prologue[]
On stardate 57264.0 (April 6, 2380) on the planet Syphon II, a group of people wanted to revive the religion of Christianity. They formed what is known as the Syphonian Church of Christ, which as of stardate 81455.8 (June 15, 2404) has millions of members spanning the Alpha, Beta, and Gamma Quadrants of the Milky Way galaxy. The church owns several old 23rd century starships that were retrieved from a mothball yard. The flagship of the church is the Syphonian Christian Star Ship (SCSS) Einhänder [Ship Of Christ (SOC)-52637]. The Einhänder is a Constitution-II class heavy cruiser that was once known as the USS Neutron (NCC-4844), which was decomissioned on stardate -22230.6 (October 8, 2300).
Scene 1[]
"Captain's log stardate 81455.8, the SCSS Einhänder is returning from her study of the Old Man's Nebula. We are heading back to the Syphonian Church of Christ for fellowship, prayer, and pot luck."
Captain Janus Votar, half-human, half-Yrondan sits in her command chair in the center of the circular bridge. She has long, dark-red hair, and indigo-blue eyes. She has a black arrow on her forehead that is connected to a thick, black line. She also has black arrows connected to black lines on the top of her hands. Janus is smiling; she cannot wait to get back to church to see what they have on the menu.
Ensign T'Vok Blood, a Klingon with long, black hair and a metal sash, sits at the helm/nav console beside Lieutenant Junior Grade Malorie Crabhouse, a human with short, blonde hair and blue eyes. Blood is Janus's faithful helmsman, and Malorie is her faithful navigator and second officer. The helm/nav console is in front of Janus. Behind Janus to her right is her faithful half-human, half-Vulcan science and first officer Commander T'Opan who has long, black hair and brown eyes. Beside T'Opan to Janus's left is Lieutenant Senior-Jack Southern, Janus's faithful communications officer who wears a cowboy hat and has blue eyes.
"Er, Captain?" Asks T'Opan.
"Yes, Commander?" Asks Janus.
"Sensors are picking up a mass disturbance of space directly ahead." T'Opan says.
"What is it?" Asks Janus.
"A deep-purple wormhole, ma'am." T'Opan answers.
"Is it stable?" Asks Janus.
"Yes, Captain." T'Opan says.
"Uh, Cap, we're bein' hailed." Says Southern in his bluegrass accent.
"Onscreen." Says Janus. A brown-bearded man with long, brown hair appears on screen.
"This is Commodore Hendersen Mayhim of the Ambassador class starship USS Cheyenne. We are under attack by triangular vessels. We need assistance." He says.
"This is Captain Janus Votar of the Constitution-II class starship SCSS Einhänder. We are on our way Commodore." She says and the screen switches back to the view of the passing stars. "Mr. Southern, send a message to the church telling them that we will be late." Janus orders.
"Aye, aye, ma'am." Southern says.
"Mr. Blood, increase speed to Warp 20." Janus orders.
"Aye, ma'am." Blood says.
Scene 2[]
The Einhänder drops out of warp near the deep-purple wormhole. Out of the screen, Janus can see a fleet of Imperial-II and Victory-II class Star Destroyers. One of the Imperial-II class Star Destroyers fires its lasers at the Einhänder. The lasers did little damage to the shields because the Einhänder had moved out of the line of fire just as the Star Destroyer fired them.
The Cheyenne is on fire and is adrift. Smoke bellows from her warp nacelles, and there is fire coming from just about everywhere. She is also being attacked by a squadron of TIE Fighters. Cheyenne's phasers dance round as they try to hit the fighters but to no avail.
"Those are some mean lil' fighters." Says Janus. "Mr. Blood, show those fighters what our ship can do." Janus orders.
"With pleasure, Captain." Mr. Blood says and smiles. "Firing guided photon torpedoes."
Several blue torpedoes emerge from Einhänder's torpedo launchers, and every one of the torpedoes hits the TIE Fighters and destroys them.
"Whew, thanks, but there is still more where that came from." Commodore Mayhim says through the intercom.
Onboard one of the Star Destroyers: "Admiral Bork, return to the Death Star, we have a problem." Says Darth Vader.
"Yes, Lord Vader, all ships, back into the wormhole." Admiral Bork orders.
Scene 3[]
The Einhänder tractors the Cheyenne back to Starbase L-042 Gamma.
"Starbase L-042 Gamma, this is Captain Votar of the Syphonian Christian Starship Einhänder, we have the USS Cheyenne in tow." Says Janus.
"This is Admiral Shana Gregori of Starbase L-042 Gamma. You have permission to dock here." Says a kind, feminine voice through the intercom.
"Thank you." Says Janus.
Scene 4[]
"Thank you, Captain Votar, for towing the Cheyenne here." Says Admiral Gregori. Admiral Gregori's office is where they are.
"You're welcome, Admiral." Says Janus.
"I take it you're a member of the Syphonian Church of Christ." Says Gregori.
"That would be accurate." Says Janus.
"Our sensors reported that there was a large disturbance of space near here." Says Gregori.
"A deep-purple wormhole, ma'am." Says Janus. "And coming from it were dagger-shaped vessels. The fleet seemed to be a mix of battlecruisers and heavy frigates. The heavy frigates looked like miniature versions of the battlecruisers. Also, they were carrying fighters. The Cheyenne was under attack by them." Janus says.
"Your ship didn't get a scratch on it." Says Gregori.
"Well, ma'am, they did retreat into the wormhole. Our communications officer was able to intercept the communique. There was this voice that sounded like it was coming from a respirator, telling the fleet to return to the Death Star, whatever that is, because of a problem." Janus says.
"I see." Says Gregori. "Captain Votar, could you do me a favor?" She asks.
"Of course Admiral." Says Janus.
"After we repair the Cheyenne, could you use your ship to lead a fleet through the wormhole?" Gregori asks. "This fleet will include the Cheyenne."
"A fleet? Why a fleet?" Asks Janus.
"Oh, just in case." Says Gregori.
"Yes, Admiral, I will do that." Janus says.
"Excellent, I hereby give you a temporary promotion to Fleet Captain. Good luck." Says Gregori.
Scene 5[]
A three-fourths completed sphere called the Death Star hovers quietly in the star-spangled blackness that is space. In the space before the Death Star, a lime-green wormhole opens. Twelve ships of the Terran Empire of the mirror universe emerge from it. The lime-green wormhole closes.
Darth Vader and Sidious hear through the intercom: "This is Emperor Hikaru Sulu of the Terran Empire, prepare to be conquered!" Sulu says.
Darth Vader chuckles. "Conquered, eh? This Emperor Sulu obviously does not know the incredible power of the Death Star." He says.
"What of the attack fleet sent through the deep-purple wormhole?" Sidious asks.
"I have called them back, Master." Vader says.
"Good." Says Sidious.
This is a list of the Terran ships that Sulu is commanding.
"Admiral Bork, prepare your ships for attack! I am launching our Executor class Star Dreadnought: the Grim Reaper." Vader says.
"Yes, my Lord." Says Admiral Bork.
Someone else comes up on the intercom.
"Lord Vader, the deep-purple wormhole has opened."
"What!" Vader says.
A fleet of seven starships emerge from the deep-purple wormhole, which subsequently closes behind them. These are the ships that emerged from the deep-purple wormhole.
Scene 6[]
"My Lord, sensors indicate that that huge ship that sphere just launched is eight kilometers in length!" Says Sulu's tactical officer.
"Size matters not Lieutenant! Attack that large vessel!" Sulu orders. "Communications, open a channel to my fleet!" Sulu orders.
"Yes, my Lord." Says the communications officer.
"The Excelsior, Vortex, and Eris will be attacking the largest vessel! I want the rest of you to attack the smaller vessels!" Sulu bellows. "We will conquer these people even if this fleet's decimated to the point that there is only one ship left! Are you ready?" Sulu asks.
Overlapping battle cries erupt from the speakers.
The Excelsior, Vortex, and Eris move in to attack the Grim Reaper.
"Hmph! I pity the fool that audaciously takes on one of the Empire's most powerful ships. Scatter their atoms!" Orders the captain in command of the Grim Reaper.
The Grim Reaper fires its pulse-lasers at the oncoming starships. They hit the Excelsior's shields.
"Shields down to eighty-percent!" Says the Excelsior tactical officer.
"Fire photon torpedoes!" Sulu orders.
The Excelsior and her guards fire their torpedoes at the Grim Reaper.
"We've suffered damage to the dorsal shields!" Says an officer on the Grim Reaper.
"Vortex and Eris fly over the eight-kilometer dreadnought, firing your phasers. I am heading for what appears to be the bridge module." Sulu orders.
The Vortex and Eris do as Sulu orders whilst Sulu heads toward the Grim Reaper's bridge, firing phasers and torpedoes. The Excelsior destroys one of the bridge module's spheres.
"Sir! We've lost our bridge deflector shields!" Says an officer on the Grim Reaper.
"Get those shields reassembled!" The captain orders.
"My Lord, we are detecting holes in the shields!" Says Redford to Sulu via hailing frequencies.
"Attack those spots Vortex and Eris."
The ships fire phasers at the vulnerable parts of the Grim Reaper.
"Get rid of those pesky maggots!" The captain on the Grim Reaper orders.
The Grim Reaper fires a missile, which hits the Eris and destroys her.
Scene 7[]
Janus and her crew watch the battle taking place via the viewscreen. The explosion of the Eris over the Grim Reaper was seen. It also appears that the Eris exploded right over a hole in the shields, giving the Executor class Star Dreadnought a hull breach.
"Should we assist, Captain?" Asks T'Opan.
"Mr. Southern, contact the Excelsior class starship." Says Janus.
"Aye, ma'am." Says Southern. Sulu's face appears onscreen.
"This is Emperor Sulu of the Terran Empire, who are you?" Asks Sulu.
"I am Fleet Captain Janus Votar of the SCSS Einhänder, are you in need of assistance?" Janus asks.
"What government to you serve?" Asks Sulu.
"Oh, the Einhänder is the flagship of the Syphonian Church of Christ, but currently, I am working with the United Federation--"
"Federation? Federation! You fools chased me half-way across the galaxy last time I was in your universe. How dare you even think of asking me that question!"
"Wait! You're from a parallel universe? You mean, like, the mirror universe?" Janus asks.
"Why is our universe the mirror? Why is it not yours! All ships, break off your attack of the dagger-shaped vessels and attack the Einhänder!" Sulu orders and the screen switches back to the previous view.
"Oh, my." Says Janus. "Mr. Southern, contact the fleet." She orders.
"Aye, ma'am." Southern says.
"All right, people, prepare for battle. Advance forward." Janus orders.
Scene 8[]
"Lord Vader, the other ships have broke off their attack and are heading for the fleet that just exited the deep-purple wormhole." Says Admiral Bork.
"Pursue them!" Vader orders. "Well, Master, this is certainly entertaining." Vader says.
"This Emperor Sulu's hate makes him indeed strong." Says Sidious.
"ISS Enterprise-A and B, attack the ships at the port and starboard of the Einhänder. The rest of you attack the others. The Einhänder is mine." Sulu says.
"I took the liberty of scanning them, Captain. It would appear that these ships are from the past around the late 23rd to early 24th century." Says T'Opan.
"Meaning they don't have quantum torpedoes?" Asks Janus.
"That would be correct, ma'am." T'Opan says.
"Mr. Blood, fire a quantum torpedo as a warning shot across the Excelsior's bow." Janus orders.
"Yes, ma'am." Says Blood.
The Einhänder fires a viridian torpedo at the Excelsior, and it barely misses.
"What the hell was that?" Asks Sulu.
"Sensors indicate that that weapon the Einhänder just fired has a significantly higher yield than our photons." Says the science officer.
"They're still coming, and they're bringing those dagger-shaped vessels with them!" Says Blood.
"Hail Emperor Sulu." Says Janus.
"What do you want?" Asks Sulu as he appears onscreen.
"My Lord, I highly suggest you break off this attack. Your ships are no match for 25th century weapons." Says Janus.
"You will die!" Sulu says and the screen switches back to the previous view.
"The Excelsior has locked on phasers and torpedoes." Says Blood.
Janus sighs. "Mr. Blood, fire a quantum torpedo at her starboard nacelle." She orders.
The Einhänder fires another viridian torpedo, it penetrates the shields and obliterates the starboard warp nacelle of the Excelsior.
Tubes and wires on the bridge of the Excelsior burst from the ceiling as the ship shakes around. Consoles explode everywhere.
"Report!" Sulu yells.
"We've lost our starboard warp nacelle, my Lord." Says the tactical officer.
"Huzzah! Direct hit!" Says Mr. Blood.
"Father!" Screams Demora on the Enterprise-B bridge. "Attack the Einhänder!" She orders.
"Sir! The Enterprise-B is coming about for an attack!" Says Mr. Blood.
The Enterprise-B fires a Tholian plasma torpedo from its torpedo launcher. It explodes on the Einhänder's shields. The Einhänder quakes from the hit.
"Shields down to seventy-five percent!" Says Blood.
Meanwhile, the Imperial fleet of Darth Vader is just watching the battle. The captain of the Grim Reaper decides to contact Darth Vader.
"Lord Vader, what should we do about these ships that are battling one another?" He asks.
"Destroy them." Vader says.
"Yes, my Lord. All ships, commence attack!" Says the captain of the Grim Reaper.
To be continued . . .