This page only exists because it is considered humorous.
This table is a work in progress. (Feel free to tweak the numbers).
Basically, users are assigned a classification based on the size of their contributions. Contributions, as in personal directories, tributary directories, and templates, though probably not revamps, discussion pages, etc.
Categories of Weight
Weight in kb, not kg
Name
Comment
Userbox
10 kb or less
Featherweight
Okay, so maybe not that light, but still light.
This user weights in at 10- kb!. This user is Featherweight.
10 kb to 50 kb
Lightweight
You need to gain some more weight, so get writing!
This user weights in at 10-50 kb!. This user is Lightweight.
50 kb to 250 kb
Mediumweight
Feel stifled being squished in the middle?
This user weights in at 50-250 kb!. This user is Mediumweight.
250 kb to 500 kb
Heavyweight
Don't sit by your computer all day; get some exercise!
This user weights in at 250-500 kb!. This user is Heavyweight.
500 kb or more
Lard
No, you're not actually a pig. But close.
This user weights in at 500+ kb!. This user is Lard.