by Enterprise-G & Christinaguy 1990
Summary: As the timelines of multiple centuries (and multiple technologies) cross, SCSS Einhänder and its crew found itself in a battle with the famed Lord Siddious and his apprentice Darth Vader... until new arrivals appear...
Scene 1[]
The Syphonian Christian Star Ship (SCSS) Einhänder [Ship Of Christ (SOC)-52637] a Constitution class heavy cruiser, is returning to planet Syphon II, where lies the Syphonian Church of Christ. The SCSS Einhänder was once known as the USS Neutron of the Federation Starfleet. The Neutron was decommissioned in 2300. When the Syphonian Church of Christ formed in the year 2380, they didn't have many ships. Thus, they decided they'd go to a mothball yard to get mothballed starships. The Neutron just happened to be one of them. The Christians took the Neutron, renamed her Einhänder, and changed her registry from NCC-4844 to SOC-52637.
The year is now 2404, and the Syphonian Church of Christ now owns many old 23rd century starships. The Einhänder is returning from her study of the Old Man's Nebula. Captain Janus Votar, half-human, half-Yrondan, sits in her command chair in the center of the Einhänder's bridge. Directly in front of her is the helm/nav console, where sit her faithful helmsman and navigator.
"Er, Captain?" Says the female Vulcan Commander T'Opan, Janus's first and science officer, who is behind Janus.
"Yes, Commander T'Opan." Says Janus.
"Sensors indicating a mass disturbance of space directly ahead."
"Idenitify." Janus says.
"It seems to be some sort of wormhole, ma'am."
"Captain Votar, we're being hailed." Says the communications officer, who is also behind Janus.
"Onscreen." Janus orders. The viewscreen at the front of the bridge switches from the view of the passing stars to the face of a bearded man.
This is Commodore Hendersen Mayhim of the starship USS Cheyenne, we are in need of assistance. Says the bearded man.
"What seems to be the problem Commodore?" Asks Janus.
We're under attack by triangular vessels, they are massive. He says.
"We're on are way, Commodore, do not worry." Janus says.
The view of Commodore Mayhim disappears and is replaced by the passing stars.
"Ensign Blood, increase speed to Warp 20." Janus orders.
"Aye ma'am." The Klingon helmsman says.
In 2399, the Warp Scale was changed, that is why Warp 20 is possible. Warp 20 is 29,760,000,000 miles per second. To convert the Warp Factor on the new scale to Miles Per Second, use this formula (W^4 X 186,000). The variable "W" represents the Warp Factor.
Scene 2[]
The Einhänder drops out of warp near the deep purple wormhole, where there are many vessels that belong to the Galactic Empire. The Einhänder is immediately fired upon by a Star Destroyer. The green beams coming from the Star Destroyer did minimal damage to the shields because the Einhänder had maneuvered out of the way just as it fired them. The Einhänder heads toward the Cheyenne, an Ambassador class starship, which is being attacked by several TIE Fighters. The Cheyenne's phasers dance round as they try to hit the TIE Fighters but with little success.
The Einhänder, using guided photon torpedos, destroys all of the TIE Fighters. Smoke bellows from the Cheyenne's warp nacelles.
"Captain, Commodore Mayhim is hailing us." Says the communications officer.
Whew, thanks, but there are still more where that came from. He says.
"Ma'am, intercepting communique to the triangular vessels." Says the communications officer.
"Let's hear it." Says Janus.
Admiral Bork, return to the Death Star, we have a problem. Says a voice that sounds like it's coming through a respirator.
Yes, Lord Vader, all ships, back into the wormhole.
Scene 3[]
After going back to Starbase L-042 Gamma, the Cheyenne is repaired. Janus is given a temporary promotion to Fleet Captain, and she is given command of a fleet of starships. Their mission: to go through the deep purple wormhole and find a way to seal it. Before the fleet's launch, Janus had asked the Admiral why they needed a fleet.
"Just in case." The Admiral had said.
The fleet returns to the deep purple wormhole, and with the Einhänder at the front, the fleet enters the wormhole.
Scene 4[]
A three-fourths completed sphere called the Death Star hovers quietly in the star-spangled blackness that is space. Darth Vader and Darth Sidious look at a viewscreen at the approach of a fleet of starships that had just emerged from a lime green wormhole. At the lead of this fleet is the ISS Excelsior (NCC-2000) and by her side is the ISS Neutron (NCC-4844).
"It seems Master that there is more than one wormhole leading here. I have called the Star Destroyers back from the other side of the deep purple wormhole." Darth Vader says to Darth Sidious.
"Good." Darth Sidious says, and Vader looks at him and then, looks back at the viewscreen.
This is Emperor Hikaru Sulu of the Terran Empire! Prepare to be obliterated! Says an angry male voice through an intercom.
"Obliterated, eh? This Emperor Sulu obviously does not know the incredible power of the Death Star!" Vader says and chuckles.
Lord Vader, the deep purple wormhole has opened again. Says another voice through the intercom.
"What?" Vader asks.
The SCSS Einhänder and her fleet emerge from the wormhole just as the Star Destroyers and Terran ships clash!
The Excelsior opens fire on the largest Star Destroyer whilst the rest of his fleet attack the smaller Star Destroyers and TIE Fighters.
The largest Star Destroyer quakes as Excelsior's photon torpedos impact the hull.
"Minimal damage to dorsal shields." Says an officer on the Star Destroyer.
"Fire dorsal blasters!" Orders Admiral Bork.
"They're firing their weapons, my Lord." Says Sulu's tactical officer on the Excelsior bridge.
"Evasive maneuvers helm!" Sulu orders.
The ISS Excelsior dodges the green beams being fired by the largest Star Destroyer.
"This is certainly entertaining, don't you think, Master?" Vader asks Sidious.
"This Emperor Sulu's hate makes him indeed strong." Sidious says and chuckles.
Meanwhile, onboard the Einhänder, Captain Votar and her crew watch on the viewscreen the battle taking place.
"Should we assist, Captain?" Asks T'Opan.
"Open a visual channel to the Excelsior class starship." Janus orders.
"Yes, ma'am." Says the communications officer. "Channel open."
"This is Captain Janus Votar of the SCSS Einänder, are you in need of assistance?" Janus asks.
No, Federation slime! How dare you even think to ask that question when your pesky Federation chased me across the galaxy of your universe! Sulu yelled.
"Captain Su--" Janus began.
That's Emperor Sulu to you! Emperor Hikaru Sulu of the Terran Empire! The screen switches back to the previous view.
"How can Cap-- I mean Emperor Sulu look so young?" Janus asks.
"I took the liberty of scanning their atomic frequencies, Captain." Says T'Opan.
"What have you found, Commander?" Janus asks.
"They're the exact opposite of ours." T'Opan says.
"That must mean they're from the mirror universe!" Blood says.
"Affirmative, Mr. Blood." T'Opan says.
"That still does not explain why Sulu looked so young." Janus says. "Open another channel, I want to ask him something."
"Channel open." Says the communications officer.
What do you want? I am in the middle of attacking this queer-looking looking vessel! Sulu comes onscreen and says.
"Your Excellence, what year is it?" Janus asks.
You fool! Do you not have a calender? It is 2299! Sulu says.
"According to my calender it's 2404." Janus says. The screen switches back again.
Scene 5[]
Lord Vader, the Terrans are breaking off their attack, and are heading toward the fleet that just emerged from the deep purple wormhole. Says Admiral Bork.
"Pursue them!" Vader orders.
"Er, ma'am, the Excelsior and her fleet are heading for us." Says Blood.
"Meet them halfway." Janus orders and has the communications officer open a channel. "All ships, follow me." Janus orders.
The Einhänder and her fleet advance toward the Terrans. The Star Destroyers and TIE Fighters are right on the Terrans' tails.
"Open a channel to that woman!" Sulu barks.
"Y-yes sir." Says the Excelsior communications officer.
Captain Votar here. Janus says as she appears onscreen.
"Prepare to be destroyed Federation slime!" Sulu says.
Why are you angry? Is it because I said my calender said the year was 2404? Janus asks.
"No! I don't want you in my way! Now, prepare to die!" Sulu says.
Your ships are no match for 25th century weapons! Janus says.
Suddenly, a gold wormhole opens, and a fleet of gold starships emerge from it.
"Captain, we are being hailed, audio only." Says the communications officer.
"Patch it through." Says Janus.
My name is Judah Malcht Doig of the Gold Monarchy. We hail from the 7778th century.
"My name is Janus Votar of the SCSS Einhänder. Are you the leader?"
Yes, and we have a way of sealing the wormholes. However, you must return to your own galaxy via transgalactic warp drive, which we carry. Dock at our largest ship, and we will fit your ships with this drive. Says Judah.
"What of those approaching us?" Janus asks.
Worry not of them. Judah says.
Scene 6[]
The crews of the fleet that Janus commands are now onboard the True Path. The corridors are golden and very beautiful, and the crews marvel at them. They enter Judah's stateroom, which is also very elaborately decorated.
"Welcome aboard the True Path." Says Judah.
"Thank you, sir. This is a marvelous starship. You said you are from the 7778th century?" Janus asks.
"Yes, we come from the year 777777 Anno Domini, when the United Federation of Planets and other governments will come together to form the Gold Monarchy. This monarchy will be assembled to prepare for the Second Coming of Christ." Says Judah.
"We have come to the year 2404 to ensure that you live because your descendants will play a major role in the formation of the Gold Monarchy." Says Ulanda, Judah's executive officer.
The True Path is under attack by the Terrans and Imperials. However, their weapons are useless.
"Grr! What's wrong with our weapons!" Demands Admiral Bork.
"Nothing, sir, that starship is just completely invulnerable to our weapons." Says Kyle, Bork's executive.
"Vader, what do you make of those pretty starships?" Asks Sidious.
"From what I see out of the screen, Master, they are invulnerable to the Terrans' weapons and ours." Vader answers.
"Do you think the Death Star will be able to destroy them?" Sidious asks.
"Commander?" Vader asks after pushing a button.
Yes, my Lord? Asks the Death Star commander.
"Target the largest gold starship and fire!" Vader orders.
Yes, my Lord. The commander says.
"My Lord, sensors indicate that the spherical object is building energy." Says the science officer on the Excelsior.
"What's their targeting solution?" Sulu asks.
"The large, gold starship we are currently attacking." The science officer answers.
Sulu nods. "Break off attack." He orders.
The Terrans and Imperials break off their attack of the True Path and continue to fight one another. The ISS Neutron destroys one of the smaller Star Destroyers. The explosion of the smaller Star Destroyer severly damages the Ravenger (the largest Star Destroyer).
"Admiral Bork, we have lost shields!" Warns an officer.
The Death Star fires its primary weapon at the True Path, but the beam hits the hull without leaving a scratch! The beam also bounces off in the direction of the Ravenger, and she is destroyed!
"Impossible!" Yell Darths Vader and Sidious simultaneously.
A naked, gold skinned woman appears behind Vader and Sidious, and they turn round. She wields a gold lightsaber.
"I am Nola Kaoi Beed of the Gold Monarchy. I challenge you, Vader." She says.
Vader turns on his lightsaber. "I accept your challenge."
Major Overhaul[]
If you love this story now, just wait until I overhaul it. This story is currently aborted. However, don't worry, this story will be finished! This story is being completely rewritten under a new title: Episode I: Prelude to War