Fortunately unfortunately/1Chandler Bang

Fortunately unfortunately is a story game played by a group of players. The starting player gives any story sentence. The second player gives the second sentence, which must begin with the word "unfortunately" and describe an unfortunate event. The next player does the same but beginning with "fortunately" and describing a positive event. The Fortunately unfortunately lines then alternate until the story is complete.


 * Edit the "Fortunately unfortunately" Wikistory by adding the correct type of sentence (a negative or positive one, alternating each time).
 * Do not delete or change preceding portions.
 * Wait for at least one other person to add a word before taking your next go.

See also Wikipedia for details of the game, and One-word-at-a-time for another story related game.

Chandler Bang is a smart mouthed New Yorker in his thirties. Unfortunately...