User:Kelnius



My real name is Matthew A.J. Anderson.

I like reading, I like writing, I like good music, good food and good fashion sense, as well as a good sense of humour. I don't like ignorance or stupidity, I don't like undeserved self-importance, I don't like self-pity, I despise weakness and I don't like repeating myself. I don't worry,  ever. I am often thinking a lot harder than I should and I am convinced that I am insane. I do things that others don't, I say things that others won't and I imagine things I thought you couldn't.

I appreciate people who get things done on time, even though I am always late. I don't regret much, even when occasion calls for it. I am quick to judge and slow to forgive. I strive every day to practice Proactivity, Sincerity and Longevity; and I have a terrible memory, which gives me a very fast-paced look at life. And I hate being lonely, so feel free to send me a message.

About Kelnius
I am Kelnius. I came up with the name myself a long while ago, but apparently the word 'kelnius' is also the Lithuanian word for 'trousers'. Since I wear jeans all the time, I figured that this made the name all the more appropriate.

Originally, I made up the name for an imaginary ice dragon that I used to play with in my youth and go on adventures.

The Absurd Word Nerd
I also go by the name The Absurd Word Nerd. This is because I am obsessed with words. I love stories and fiction as well as poetry and song lyrics. I love the definitions, etymologies, histories, mysteries and cultural connections of words. I believe that truth comes from the dictionary, and if more people really understood what they were saying, then life would be easier for everyone.

As The Absurd Word Nerd, I also write a blog. Not only is it written in words, but also uses words and their definitions as a jumping-off point to talk about all manner of things. It is a blog about Life and Language, and can be found at http://absurdwordnerd.blogspot.com.au/.

I am really hoping to expand my community, so if you read, by all means feel free to leave a comment.