User:Emesee/Fiction

the following remarks are remarks from a fictional gnome named Wallace G. Jamaica.

YO!

I just hopped over the great wall of China.

I just ran a marathon, then a triathlon, then a decathlon.

I just built a tunnel from Alaska to Russia.

I just built a tunnel from Africa to North America.

I just became world champion at chess... then I went and won twenty gold medals in the Olympics.