The Great Putney Empire

First of all, I would like to state that this is not ever going to happen. I have no plans for global domination, nor do I have any wishes to rule the globe. It does seem narcissistic to write myself into this, yes, but it's something I constantly enjoy doing in various games whether it be Civ V or EUIV. Global domination is just something that I find a challenge, and I want to write about a scenario where something like that actually happens. Again I state, everything mentioned here is entirely fiction, including my background. So sit back and enjoy, as we discuss the history of the small one province nation that grew to dominate the globe.

Childhood
The great Jensen Putney was born in a small town just outside of Omaha, Nebraska in 1997. As a child, Jensen excelled in nearly every school subject, never getting a mark below an A-. Advancing above all of his peers, he quickly led his elementary class in math, science, writing, speaking, and especially history. Jensen had a fascination with history of the entire globe. He loved taking time out of his day to learn about everything and everything that had happened in the past. By the time he was in fifth grade, he was able to recite every major date in United States history, including presidential inaugurations, the start and end dates of wars, amendment dates, and even the dates where major legislation and Supreme Court ideals were implemented.

Teenage Years
As Jensen entered high school, he was captain of both the hockey and baseball teams, as well as the President of Student Senate, and the lead diplomat for the mock United Nations. At the age of 16, Jensen was quoted saying ''"...these opportunities allow me to not only lead my peers, but to learn from them. I am able to grow as a person and as a leader by working with the student body, and compromising with them to find an agreeable solution to any common problem." ''Many historians see these adolescent activities as extreme motivators for Jensen's future career goals, and they believe they helped motivate him into pursuing a career in politics.

At the age of 18, Jensen became the youngest person in the state of Nebraska to hold an elected office. Although it was simply that of a city counsel seat in a semi-small community, this opportunity allowed him to shine in the spotlight, as he was brought on various shows such as The Today Show, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Ellen, and even Saturday Night Live.

In the 2016 election, Jensen had the opportunity to intern with Bernie Sanders, learning the ins and outs of campaigning, the amount of money it cost, and the amount of time and energy that was required to put into it. After the summer of 2016, Jensen was fully committed to attend Princeton University to major in Political Science and Law.