My Summer Vacation

''User:Serprex 04:51, September 11, 2011 (UTC)

I was so tired of sitting around so I got up and went some place nice like I don't know where there's hot days and hot chicks

I must pause here to laugh

I originally wrote that line as "haha"

I later rewrote it. Then I continued writing. Then I came back and wrote this. Which ruins the flow of the line that follows. Thus is my self consciousness ruining this memoir. My apologies

I can't even write this. I'm still laughing. Like, what?

A moment please, for the laughter's sake

But alright, if it must be told: I heard some guy talking about how he only spent eight hundred to take a trip to Mexico. Everything included

It's best to travel when people usually don't travel. There's a lot of silly little factoids like that. All part of what keeps the system self organizing

They use to call the system a machine. But machines are out of fashion nowadays. People laugh at you

They'll also laugh at you for capitalizing the word man and prefix it with the word the

It's having to walk that tightrope all the time that makes people take summer vacations. Tourists are always laughed at

It was awful. Absolutely awful. They asked what kind of caviar I wanted

I just wanted caviar because it's caviar

Now, where were we? Not geographically. I don't care about that facet. I already explained it well enough

There's gotta be martinis and beaches and lounging long enough to get sun stroke. The sun stroke was awful. I ended up in the hospital and then I was so embarrassed because I'd have to include this awful sun stroke in any recollection of my summer vacation

I was so embarrassed I couldn't even go back to the resort so I had to get them to send my baggage to some shabby hotel I was able to make arrangements with. They refused to give me my money back. They hadn't kept the martini I was nursing when I got sun stroke, but agreed to give me another

How unbearable