The Incredibly Random Adventures of Me and I!!

CHAPTER 1: Uhhh.......I don't have a title for this one........
Me: Melt your brain now!

I:Wait what?

Me: Gonna take a crap!

I:Uhhhh.........I don't get it.

Me: What's not ta get? I gotta take a dump! Its simple!

I:No! I don't get.......wait.......what were we talking about?

Turkeys fall from the sky.

Author: MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I:Oh my God!!!

Me: GRENADE!!

I falls from the sky.

Me: I'm so clever.

Turkeys attack Me.

CHAPTER 2: The Aftermath
Me is covered with blood.

Me: What did they want?!

General Gobble: Your SSSSSOOUUULLLL.............

Me: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I: Oh, shuddup! They're figments of your imagination.

Me realizes he's been screaming at a donut.

Me: Then why am I all bloody?

I: Uhh.....I dunno......

I hides a knife behind his back.

Donut: Me.......

Me: Yes Donut?

Donut: Kill I.......

Me: OK......

Me: Hey I, can I have that knife you stabbed me with repeatedly?

I: (runs away)

Donut: SEIZ HIM!!

Me eats Donut and chases I.

Me: AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!!!!!!

I: .....

The Author gets Writer's Block so he decides to throw a dinosaur in the mix.

Dinosaur: RAUR......or something........

I: WHAT?! That's the dinosaur?!?

Author: What's wrong with it?! Little rat.......

I: It's.........well..........

Me: Die EMO!!!

Me stabs I.

Dinosaur eats I.

Dinosaur blows up.

CHAPTER 3: The Aftermath after the Aftermath
Me: Holy crap! I'm alive! I'M AAALLLIIIIVVVEEE!!!!

I: Bah, shuddup! You're not alive!

Me: But......I'm a cake......

I: Wha--.......never mind! You're a ghost and so am......I.........

Me: So i can do cake things?

I: YOU'RE NOT A FREAKING CAKE!!!

Me: Ohh.....

I: Sigh......

WARNING!! THE AUTHOR IS GETTING BORED SO THE SCENES AHEAD ARE VERY RANDOM! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Me: Turkey bacon.

I: Peanut butter.

I puts peanut butter down his pants.

BOOOMM!!!

I blows up. (It was explosive peanut butter)

Me: (Singing) Oh I just gotta be Me! Oh I just gotta be me! YEAH! Dig it!

I: Is there a gas leak in here?

Me farts.

Me: There is now.

I passes out after inhaling the fart's fumes.

CHAPTER 4: The Invasion of The Chicken People
I wakes up in a dank prison cell.

I: Oh God, what happened?

Me: Your in the year 2009!

I: Really? I did not know that!

Me: Neither did I. The Chicken Master would like to see you.

Me leads I to a thrown room.

A chicken is sitting on a throne.

Chicken Master: Bawk, bawk, bawk-ka!

I: Wait, WHAT?

Chicken Master: BaWk!

Me: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

I: We're ghosts now remember?

Me: We can still cut your head off though.

Me cuts I's head off.

CHAPTER 5: Weasels and Pickled Bologna (I'm getting tired)
I: Holy crap, where's my head!?!

Me: Chicken Master ate it.

I: OH MY GOD!!

Me: Aw, he'll crap it out in a few hours.

I: One more question: what's with the chapter title?

Me: Read in the parantheses.

I: Oh.

Weasels and pickeled bologna fall fom the sky.

I: Uhh.....

Me: Snow men.

I stares at Me.

I: Okayy.....

Me: Aw, the weasels like me!

The weasels attack Me.

Me: AHH THAT'S TOO MUCH LOVE!! WAAAUUU!!!!!

I: (Walks away slowly)

CHAPTER 6: The Aftermath after the Aftermath of the Aftermath
Me was killed by the weasels and is now a ghost 2.0.

Me: Wow! A ghost 2.0! That's so........stupid..........

Me falls from the sky.

Me: Hey, this exact same thing happened to I back in Chapter 1.....

Me hits the ground.

Me: AH! Where'd my teeth go?!?

He Who Bears The Eyeliner Appears.

Me: AHHH!! IT'S BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG!! AND HE'S SINGING ONE OF HIS CLASSIC SONGS THAT NO ONE KNOWS ANYMORE BESIDES HIM AND THE AUTHOR!!!

BJA: Do you have the time?/To listen to me whine?/About nothin' an' everythin' all at once?

Me commits ghost suicide.

Meanwhile.......
I: Whew! Finally away from those freaks!

Billie Joe Armstrong appears again.

BJA: Because I wanna be the minority!/I don't need your authority!.....Hey, where'd he go?

He appears.

BJA: Ah, great! Another stupid character!

He: Stupid?!

He guns down BJA.

He: He wore too much makeup anyway.

BJA: It's called GUYLINER!!

He: Shuttup!

He shoots BJA again.

He: Whoo! He's finally dead!

BJA: (in deep, scary voice) I'LL NEVER DIE.

He runs away screaming.

CHAPTER 7: Boy, this stories dragging on......
He meets up with Me and I.

Me: AH! It's my twin brother whom I hate cuz he's mom's favorite!

Me shoots He down.

I: He wasn't here that long.

Author: He was a dumb character.

Me: Ahh.....

CHAPTER 7: THE END!!
I: Anyway......

Me: That way!

I: What?

Me: You said any way, so that way!

I: No, no! One word! ''Anyway! Not any way!'' Anyway!

Me: Oh.......

I: Anyway......

ME: That--

I: Shut up. Y'know what? I'm ending this stupid story.

Author: You can't do that! I'm the---

I grabs the Author by the scruff of the neck.

I: You. Will. End. This. Story. NOW.

Author: OK! OK! Please don't kill me.

' THE END!!!! '