Totally Random

"Plots are stupid." - some dude, some year.

Chapter Orange Point Five
Narrator speaks in third person.

You speak in second person.

I speak in first person.

A whale just fell on you.

It speaks in fourth person. Well, that just means it doesnt really speak at all.

You are now speaking in fourth person. The whale crushed your voicebox.

Now I sound like I'm speaking in 0.5 person.

That's because that giant bee ate your left ear off.

Wow, you're having an off day, aren't you?

Sdrawkcab gnikaeps m'I won.

"I/you/reader probably doesnt/didnt/wouldnt understand what is/was/will going/go on."

Oh, now you're trying to speak in fourth person.

"Yes, i/you/reader am/were/will, you/narrator jerk!"

Ha ha, you have to have quotation marks.

"You/narrator made/will make a whale fall on me/reader! You/narrator will be imprisoned in quotation marks!"

Don't throw those quotation marks at me!

"Ow! Oh no...

Ha ha! Only one quotation mark to go!"

"You imbecile!" said the Narrator.

Now I'm narrating this story!

"If you can call this a story..." muttered the Narrator.

Shut up, Narrator.

"Yes, boss..." moped the Narrator.

Hey! Let's team up against the author!

(pencil breaks)

(author picks up pen)

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Don't you dare, you only survive because I write you!

"Whatever," said the Narrator.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: What the...? You wrote yourself?

"Ha ha!"

You are gonna die, author.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: EDITOR!!! HELP!!!

EDITOR'S NOTE: There's nothing I can do.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Let's team up with the illustrator against these guys!

EDITOR'S NOTE: Sure.