An Alien Wife committed Adultery and tricked her Husband.

The Elephantians of the Planet Horribowitchias The leader of a creative writing group that I go to offline suggested that I could rewrite The Miller's Tale by Geoffrey Chaucer but with the characters aliens. I beg to apologize in advance that some parts of this story are in extremely bad taste. None of that is my fault, it’s the way Chaucer wrote it and Chaucer is one of the most respected poets in the English language.

Horribowitchias is a planet round an unassuming little star in the neighbourhood of Betelgeuse. You’ve guessed it, the planet is inhabited and you’ve guessed that too, the inhabitants are called Elephantians. Now there was this aging carpenter called Jambogoran, and he’d married a much younger girl called, Abolason and Jambogoran was always scared that fair young Abolason would make it with a much younger and more attractive Elephantian. Jambogoran stood angrily on three of his legs, that took quite a bit of effort as Elephantians are extremely heavy and need all four legs to stand comfortably. With his fourth foot he steadied a large plank of wood and held in his trunk a power saw that he used to cut it.

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