Fortunately unfortunately

Fortunately unfortunately is a story game played by a group of players. The starting player gives any story sentence. The second player gives the second sentence, which must begin with the word "unfortunately" and describe an unfortunate event. The next player does the same but beginning with "fortunately" and describing a positive event. The Fortunately unfortunately lines then alternate until the story is complete.


 * Edit the "Fortunately unfortunately" Wikistory by adding the correct type of sentence (a negative or positive one, alternating each time).
 * Do not delete or change preceding portions.
 * Wait for at least one other person to add a sentence before taking your next go.

See also Wikipedia for details of the game, and One-word-at-a-time for another story related game.

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/Chandler Bang/

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
The roller coaster reached its summit, so that all the grubby children looked down and screamed, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!". Unfortunately the roller coaster's end was on the summit, and so the ride stopped just as the dirty little monstrosities started to scream. Fortunately, there were more rides besides The Doom Reaper. Unfortunately, the manager hated kids, especially loud ones, and gave them a "special pass" to ride on Dark Things Arise! a ride which had been closed, due to it's being unsafe. Fortunately, the children survived the estimated 1/10^123456789! chance of survival. Unfortunately, though they survived, the children were thrown a Hardy-Ramanujan (in fermi) away, into a massive copy of a Franz Marc painting. Fortunately, the painting was of no signifigant value and so noone really cared about it's loss. Unfortunately, though no one cared about the loss of the painting, the children were now stuck in Paintingland; a place where paintings become reality, and reality become the paintings. Fortunately they got out of Franz Marc's horribly colourful world of Tierschicksale into a less crazy and "arguably" better place called The Water-Lily Pond, by Monet. Unfortunately, aliens were invading the Water-Lily Pond from some sci-fi painting. Fortunately, the aliens were good, kind, helpful aliens, who gave the children some tea, then put them back in reality using they're Super-Hyper-Jumping-ProdGate-Machine. Unfortunately, the children got the Super-Hyper-Jumping Syndrome and died of seizures. Fortunately, this was all a dream, induced by drugs which induce hallucinations and (freaky) dreams, the drugs were part of the ride they had been on; Dark Things Arise!. Unfortunately, there really was a 1/10^123456789! chance of the survival and the children died. Fortunately, they all went to heaven. Unfortunately, God got pissed off with all the whinny children and decided that they needed some discipline in Hell. Fortunately, the Devil got pissed off with all the whinny children and decided they needed some discipline in military school (which is somewhat better than Hell). Unfortunately the military school was actually in Hell. Fortunatly it was time for Rod Serling to give his closing quote, and then The Twilight Zone's 30 minutes was up, so the kids got to leave the school in Hell for a better, brighter, real-world school. Unfortunately, the real-world school was in the gheto. Fortunately, the experience in ghetto school made the children more disciplined, and they learned important lessons about tolerance and multiculturalism, and they were able to understand that we are all just part of this great race called: humanity...and they learned ebonics, too.