Uninteractive Fiction

You're in a bucket.
 * ''Look outside

Outside a sea rolls about your bucket floating, high waves sloshing about. Calm waters are about your bucket though, so that's nice.
 * ''Look inside

A mouse sits in a corner, playing a fiddle. It is quite calm, so I suppose it could be called a violin. Besides that, the metal is a very pale blue gray, with chalky white dust about it. The handle seems a little kinked though.
 * ''Talk to mouse

The mouse is too intent on playing the fiddley violin to speak with mortals.
 * ''i


 * Coin
 * ''Give mouse coin

The shine attracts the mouse's attention enough to snicker at you, but it soon resumes ignoring.
 * ''Get out of bucket

Giving up hope,you find yourself in the sea. The bucket sinks as you fail to make a gracious leap, and the mouse drops its fiddley violin, angrilly.
 * ''Take fiddle

You have the fiddley violin, and the mouse is glaring at you, angrilly.
 * ''Give mouse fiddle

The mouse looks veers away, angrilly swimming away.
 * ''Swim after mouse

The mouse seems to of dissappeared
 * ''Swim south

You take a few strokes south and find yourself in ice. How many strokes make a few is not for you to ask, though you probably will want to inquire about the random submarine that quite quickly crashes through the ice cube.
 * ''WTF

WTF is not a known command
 * ''Look at submarine

The submarine is made of the same material as your bucket was, though not as chalky. There seems to be an alarm on it.
 * ''Press alarm

Motion is felt in the submarine, though you don't feel it since you are outside. A panel opens up and a lanky man sticks his head out.

"We already have maids, if you happen to be a mermaid. Right now we are trying to get our flute to work."

The man pulls an arm through the small panel and offers you a bar of solid metal.

"Won't make a sound if you blow on it, shame it is."
 * ''Play fiddle

You don't have a bow
 * ''Called pizzicato,fool

Oh, well then, the submariner opens another panel and you are quite surprised the water doesn't rush inside the submarine with a wave.

"Merbard,eh? Come on in."
 * ''Enter submarine