Wiki World Wrestling/Week 5

Opening Segment
All the wrestlers from the Heavyweight Division are standing ringside, with the Owner in the middle, as happened a month ago.


 * OWNER: "Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is what a true champion looks like (Owner points to the entranceway)."

The Enforcer enters the arena.


 * OWNER: "Last month, we had a tournament to determine who was the best of the best in the Extreme Division when we put the Extreme Cup on the line. And The Enforcer was the guy who came out on top. Well, to see who is the best in the heavyweight division. We're going to repeat the tournament as a straight round robin tournament, and whoever has the mettle will win the Heavyweight Cup at this upcoming Pay Per View, and a shot at the inagural World Championship one month later..."

Conspiracy Theorist and Born Again enter the arena.


 * CONSPIRACY THEORIST: "Hey, owner, just a little question, what do you mean by a straight round robin tournament?"


 * OWNER: "Well, we'll have the first four round one matches LIVE HERE TONIGHT! And the rest spread out to next week, and instead of having the second chance round in week four (as we did for the Extreme Cup)."


 * CONSPIRACY THEORIST: "So, then, it turns out that your good buddy, the Working Class Man, received preferential treatment which favoured him over the wrestlers in the Heavyweight Division?! Well, beginning with the Pay Per View, we've begun formenting a Conspiracy of our own!"


 * BORN AGAIN: "You know, Owner, there are two kinds of people in this world: the damned and the saved. Those who are with us, and those who are against us. Those who are with us are the saved, and anyone against us is DAMNED IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! After the Pay Per View, I explained this philosophy to the Conspiracy Theorist, and I explained how the United States Government had a conspiracy against the original Branch Davidians, and our Messiah, David Koresh, in particular, which prevented him from fulfilling the prophecy the first time around. But, that being said, we - the New Branch Davidians - believe that there will a third coming, when David Koresh will come again. Conspiracy Theorist has decided to join me as a brother in The New Brnach Davidians, and our mission here in Wiki World Wrestling."


 * CONSPIRACY THEORIST: "That's right, and we're putting together a united front against your bossom buddies who lost matches in the tournament yet still won titles, such as Working Class Man and The Enforcer."


 * ENFORECER: "WATCH YOUR MOUTH! I WILL DESTROY YOU!"


 * BORN AGAIN: "Enforcer, we will deal with you later, but not tonight. Your time will come, don't worry. As it will for Working Class Man, and as it will for those Godless Communist Comrades!"


 * OWNER: "You know what? I've worked hard to earn the money to set up this Federation. I've tried hard to be a fair and honest broker. And it pisses me off that you guys come out here, week in week out accusing myself, and the hard working wrestlers here who have fought hard to win their titles, of being part of a Grand Conspiracy against you. Well, the only reason why the Comrades, the Anarchy Alliance, the Enforcer, the Working Class Man, and the American Patriot all have titles, and you don't, is because they worked hard and fought hard to get them. Do you know what a self-fulfilling prophecy is? You'll find out next week!"


 * CONSPIRACY THEORIST: "ARE YOU THREATENING US?! If you want to reveal stuff next week, then so will we! YOU'RE AGAINST ME! YOUR AGAINST US! YOU MUST DIE!"


 * BORN AGAIN: "ROT IN HELL, HEATHENS!"

Greed Fat Boy

Pride (w/ Vixxen) Envy

Reverend Vengeance Sloth

Lust The Revolutionary (w/ Shewolf)

Extreme TV Title Match: Working Class Man Vs.