Napoleon Dynamite spoof

Credits.

Begin playing "I Can Tell We're Gonna Be The Most Retarded People on the Face of Earth, Aside from Your Brother-In-Law"

Show plates of maggot-infested food while we hear vomit sounds in the background.

Darkness.

Fade to Napoleon Dynamite standing in front of his house, his binders in his arms. He opens one up, looks inside, then his eyes widen and he quickly closes the binder.

Suddenly we hear the bus approaching. Napoleon watches as it passes him, and then we hear the brakes squealing and then a loud crash, and then we see black smoke fill the air. Napoleon begins coughing.

The bus backs up and Napoleon climbs in through the crooked, smashed doors and sits down at the back with a morbidly obese kid who is messily eating a hot dog.

Kid: Whadd're you gonna do today, Napoleon?

Napoleon: Good grief, what the heck business is the heck that of the heck yours the heck!!! Whadever I feel like doin' GOSH!

Kid shrugs and goes back to messily scarfing his hot dog. Napoleon looks around, and takes a small Darth Vader action figure out of his binder. Fat Kid looks over, puzzled, and then belches, spraying half-chewed food all over Napoleon. Napoleon throws the figure out the window, and it hits the road and explodes in a giant ball of flame, forming a gigantic crater in the road. Everyone on the bus bursts out laughing.

Cut to inside Napoleon's classroom. He is drawing a picture of a man being messily devoured by a tyrannosaurus, and the tyrannosaurus is defecating. Suddenly he is called up to the front.

Napoleon: This week, the japs placed a bunch of friggin' explosives on the bottom of friggin' lake loch ness to try to blow Nessie out of the friggin' water, so they called on the local friggin' flatulent wizards to cast a protective friggin' spell over the friggin' lake to...

Teacher: Okay, that's enough.