At the Mall

It’s not true, what they say. Smoking has never affected my health.

I’m sure it hasn’t, mother.

Ohhh, look at this. Now this is a splendid ensemble. It’s so blue. Oh! And look at that pattern. Shall I weep?

It is very nice, mother.

Of course it is. Yes, indeed, it is. Do you think Amanda would like it?

It’s a little too. . .well, for Amanda?

Yes, you’re right. Joan. Joan! Joan, would adore this, with those seaweedy, what are those?

I think you’re right. It looks like seaweed.

Rechid! Who would put seaweed patterns on a dress like that? Hmph. I don’t care for it. I don’t care for it at all.

Mother, I need to tell you something.

Ohhhh! What about this?! It compliments your eyes. What do you think? Well it is a little short.

Just a little.

Let’s see if they have a longer size. Certainly they must. Oh, Doris! Oh, Doris! Look at this! It’s beautiful! I must get it for Jane. She’d love it.

I think Aunt Jane has a pattern like that.

Green like this?

I’m pretty sure.

So she does. Hm. It would look nice on you?

I’m sure, Mother. I need to talk to you.

We’re talking now, aren’t we?

Sort of.

Do you suppose yellow is in this year?

I think it is.

Because this would look nice with my pumps. You know the yellow ones? I hardly wear them.

I need to talk to you about Martin.

That boy certainly was not reared right. Those shoes he wears are devastating.

Yes, well, something has happened.

This coat is pure lush. I want to love it.

I don’t think it will stop you.

Hideous! It’s real fur! My lands.

Mother, Martin and I are getting married.

Oh my God! No! You don’t have a thing to wear!