Eragon spoof

Titles.

Narrator: Once, long ago, the land of Alagaesia was ruled by hapless little termites who couldn't...

Director: You moron! That's not the way it's supposed to go!

Narrator: Sorry, I forgot. *ahem* Once, the land of Alagaesia was ruled by ruined princes who rode on the backs of great...

Director: STOP MESSING IT UP!

Narrator: AHEM! The land of Alagaesia: for sale. Call 566-4111 for great rates. AAAAAARRRRGGG!

Director chases after him with a crowbar. Cut to scene of three elves riding through the dark woods on a dark night. Then cut to scene of the capital of Alagaesia, Urubaen.

Galbatorix: I suffer without my stone. Do not prolong my suffering.

Durza: Oh, I'm sorry poor little baby! Shall I go fetch it for you? YYAAAA! [Galbatorix grabs him by the hair]

Galbatorix: Yes, nincampoop! And if you fail, I'll dunk you in a vat of hot chocolate syrup!

Durza: MMMMM! Sounds great! AAAH!

Galbatorix: Sethir oil then! Now get your *** out of here before I call the police!

Durza walks out, muttering.

Cut to scene inside farmhouse.

Narrator (running and out of breath): Our *gasp* story begins on a dark, stormy night in the middle of nowhere!

Nerdy-looking kid with a large prom, cokebottle glasses and a deep voice is pulling on his moonboots.