Shwangland/3

Shwangcabulary
Up to this point, no one in this story (and thus as an expansion, none of its readers as well) knew exactly what the Shwizweng was. This is due to one reason - I never really explained what it was (the fact that I, myself, didn't know what it was is beyond the point.)

But now, you are allowed to find out what it is for the simple reason that Bruce went into Shwangland again (by accident - or should I say, by snoozing) and had discovered the as of yet undiscovered item.

But before I explain the entire story of how Bruce found this gadget - which is very interesting - I should give you a little note on the vocabulary used in Shwangland (since it was made known to me, not too recently, by a certain professor who i'll simply refer to as Σ•)

Now, Professor Σ• (pronounced Sum-dot) is the brother of Dumb-dat. Professor Σ• is the more mathematical of the brothers, whereas Dumb-dat is the one who is knowledgeable in, well, actually, nothing.

Hence, as the Mathematics genius of Shwangland, professor Σ• explained to me the the history and the fine works of Shwanglands' vocabulary (what else would you expect from a math genius in such a place?)

Any word beginning with Shw and hence pronounced likewise is a Shwaning word. The word Shwanging itself is a Shwanging word. Words like Shwizweng and Shwizwan and Shwenwing and Shwizam are all Shwanging words used for things (hence they are not verbs - although they could be used as such - since a Shwang would understand you anyway.)

Hence, the vocabulary of Shwangland also needed a Shwanging name - thus: Shwangcabulary.

Personally, I think that Professor Σ• is a genius - unfortunately he was locked up in a particular mental hospital when he explained these things to me (don't even ask me what I was doing there.)

The Missing Rat
Shwangland