Microstories

I hasm bucket o spam is a collection of short works that some may call junk, while others a gem.

Rachel Hears a Voice
"Help!" a voice screamed. Rachel had been walked down the street when she heard the voice. It seemed to be coming from under the pavement. She walked to a gutter, and got on her knees.

"Hello," she said into the gutter, "Is anybody in there?"

"I don’t have time for games!" yelled the voice. "Get me out of here!"

Rachel suddenly recalled that she had forgot her pills. After promptly taking her medication, the voice went away.

Bad Cheese
The cheese went bad!!!!!111!11!1!

Or did it?

An Ending
I.

The man gazed down from the ferry deck at the dark, almost black waters of the Strait of Dover. His black hair fluttered as the wind beat at him. Yet, he stood solidly resisting the weather's futile attempts to force him back inside the ship. Raindrops spattered the grey-painted metal of the vessel, starting slowly, and gradually increasing their tempo until the man was lost in a total downpour.

And still he continued standing as the water soaked through his tattered clothes to his skin.

Squirrel vs Balloon
The squirrel chased the balloon. It chased it and chased it. The squirrel was hyperactive in exactly the same way as sloths are not. The balloon rose higher. The squirrel chased it more, and unknowingly fell off a cliff. The squirrel would have fell to it's death if it where not for a major glitch in the matrix. It turns out that it was not the year 1999 as the squirrel thought, but actually closer to the year 2199. It seems that the squirrel army blocked out the sun, the balloon's only major source of helium, and in order to survive, the balloons had to mine the helium from the squirrel's high pitched voices. That is why all squirrels in the future sound like Shaquille O'Neal. Knowing now the truth, our squirrel called forth Cthulhu, and the two fought as one. Soon the balloon was defeated. The squirrel ripped open the balloon and obtained the walnut inside. The squirrel then looked directly at the camera and in a dramatic sequence, said "victory....but at what cost?"

MS R&D Log
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OompaLoompas In Mah Brain
''A small work of mine written at about 4AM alongside my sisterUser:Serprex 01:46, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

ONCE upon A TIME!!!~!!!!! is how this story begins!! But yes*-clears throa-t* IT all started when NO NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!! one day I was walkin down the street lookin for somethin to eat—NO NEXT beginning!!

YOU see the reason I cannot come up with a beginning is cause....I GOT OOMPA-LOOMPAS IN MY BRAIN!!!!!!!! theY’re always in my heaD....EVEN WHEN IM IN BED!!!OR DEAD!!!! they eat my brains!!!! I cant get them out..I cant get them out!!!!!!


 * One is named tommy,
 * one is named joe
 * One is named betty
 * one is named boe!!!!!
 * Then there’s bobby, and JIM JIMMY JIM JIM!!!!!!
 * The worst is Curt, he likes to hurt........
 * MY BRAIN!!!!!!!

So this is the middle..the middle of the book Hook Look Took Shook Nook OH YAAAA...IT’S A STORY!!!! A SHORT STORY!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!! oompa loompa dummidi doop!!! we’ve got a cheery pocket for u!!!


 * So eat it!!!!!!!!
 * BUT don’t eat my brain, not like the oompa loompas do!!!!

!!!The True Story!!!
 * I awoke one morning with my ears in revolting pain, I yelled “OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!”My left ear hurt the most. Then I saw it...An oompa-loompa was diving into my eye, another up my nose, one said with a voice that crackled as low as evil in my ear“I’m Curt! I love to hate you!” I jumped out of bed, but too late Curt had burrowed through my ear and into my BRAIN! I felt a chomp and a thrashing headache, but I had already lost my colour perception, I saw like a dog saw!!! The others wiped their own little rooms in my brain, then I felt the disco music vibrate through my spine and the poor rhythm of their pattering feet, like rain to a fire, I collapsed to the floor.
 * I awoke in a pale pink room and a light bulb asked me in a voice as low as evil “I’m going to get you, I already have you!” and then something wobbled towards me and said, with a voice as soft as a brick“If you implode, do you think you’ll explode? I’m Boby!” I yelled “Where am I?” but a little alien dudette said “Would you like some brain pie? I’m Boe! ” I yelled “How am I in myself?!?!?!?!?!?!?” I was shoved into a balloon immediately, and squeezed tightly, I finally imploded and.... BOOM!!!!!!!

I had exploded, I woke up wondering what I would eat in the street... I was now my own parasite...

The End?

Darwin's Coward
''Random thoughts deserve random storiesUser:Serprex 01:46, 8 November 2007 (UTC) The flat road, watched the children stand. For there they saw across the land and from which they waited, glaring at each other in the eye. A quarrel had brought them here this oh so very day, in which one would prove a chicken, and the other a brave.

And there it happened, each standing there, that a passing car did just that. One took flight, away they cried at their own demise of cowardice while the other stood now only making leap to move at the thrashing of death's crash.

Godzilla vs Serpentera
In this story godzilla must get help from 4 very familiar monsters and turn super to beat the biggest baddest fight ever but will he stop him in time or will the earth be destroyed by this guy,gigan,and kg!It all began in 1956 when a meteorite hit earth and a monster called anguirus emerged with his brother dead and went to destroy the earth.He was too stupid to know his brother had survived and had the ability to talk,fire a mix of radioactivity and gravity beams from his mouth,could absorb the powers of his opponents,but was the size of a crab.He kept growing and moved his diet of fish to humans and wreaked havoc!He never got caught and destroyed 30 ships as he grew!After godzilla went to rest after the war he awoke in 2059 to a disturbance nearby.He went to check to see none other than mothra fighting a big snake!Anguirus was fighting too but was not surprisingly losing.Godzilla joined in and fired his beam but was banged with a blow to the head by none other than gigan!Godzilla blew off his head but it grew back and gigan was back in his first appearence from the showa series.SERPENTERA THAN PUKED OUT 2 GIGANS AND KING GHIDORAH IN THERE SHOWA VERSIONS!!!!!!!!Serpentera took a canister of supergcells off of his back!Mothra grabbed and gave it to godzilla who drank it.He surged with power and unleashed his red spiral beam with a gigantic explosion wiping out the 3 clones and injuring gigan who switched to and healed in his millenium look!Godzilla was struck by serpentera who knocked him out also with a big destructive beam!

Chapter 1: I don't Like it.
There was definitely something to it. A certain art. The way it twisted and curved, almost to the point of pointlessness.

Chapter 2: Beauty in Ugliness.
I saw it, Glaring at me. Clear as day. I was stunned.

Chapter 3: It Happened.
Slowly at first, Almost unnoticeable, then, loudly, almost unbearable.

Chapter 4: The next words i heard were polish.
Smutek tych wsysztkich dni! Zbe,dnych tylie przeczecz wiem.

Chapter 5: Just for kicks.
I put my hand out infront of me, and they collided with a face.

Chapter 6: Not again
Banged up.

Chapter 7: I shat on the floor
I should have been... a little to the left.

Talk:The Dream
I woke up and got out of bed. I thought What a crazy dream! Let me tell you about it. In my dream I looked out the window in my room in a village. There was an army of monsters invading the village. I ran for my life and found a secret underground tunnel. It felt like miles and miles until I reached the end. When I finally reached the end, there was a sword. I heard someone coming so I took the sword. He said "Relax, I made this tunnel back then when the monsters attacked fifty years ago. I made it so I could protect the village from the monsters. When they were defeated, I put the sword in this tunnel, to prevent it from falling into the wrong hands. But now the monsters are attacking once more." I looked at him. "You mean these monsters attacked before?" I said. He replied "Yes, but alas, I can no longer defend the village, it is your duty now to save the village."

I fought the monsters and defeated them all, almost. I knew they gone, I still had to defeat them in other places.

Spawn
''I wanted to write somethingUser:Serprex 00:59, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

There in the sky, flying above, is the highest mountain. It isn't really a high mountain, more the highest a mountain has ever flown. For it is the flight which causes the great mountain to soar across, shouting out the orders of above:

"We case our demands and demand that you do as we say. We say all we want, or we won't say what we say. Get out, now."

Of course, the folk are chilled. Here, the mountain they had come to love, had simply rose to the land of God. They bow down, praying grace.

"We state our statements and demand that you call out not for he who has left thee, for it is our will that you simply get out, now."

And the folk cry. Even beside the little mountain they are little. And it being so high, the folk look even more little then they had just a few hours ago.

And there the folk turn back; urgent to run. But it is too late, and the mountain is letting the might of the rock fall upon them.

"Disobediance has no virtue in the hands of the dead. Get out, now."

And the creepies drifted, landing in their wisp like form, reaching out with their small tendrils to sow the land. The earth glows a pale blue. The folk, half crushed, stares in disbelief. They are who the mountain has chosen to wed? Oh, what awful people they must have been. To have angered it so that it would not wrap around them and lul them with the great breadth of warmth it had once had. No, they had mistreated it. And now, it bore new children.

"These are my children, reckless children. Get out, now."

But the folk refused. Not after seeing them. And it was there that the mountain descended, crushing the folk who could not bear their brothers.

"Goodbye, oh reckless children."

The Heavenly Lake
The manatee, with great intent, chased me for miles on end. Perhaps the lifeguard would help.

"The one beauty in life, so we see it." spoke the lifeguard as the sea cow dropped her jaw open.

Everything was clear, for once.

Melodrama
''Someone spammed the first line, Nonimportant expanded it and I completed it (I also added comments if you care to understand the onomatopoeia)User:Serprex 16:07, 24 June 2008 (UTC) ''Dunt dunt, dunt dunt da daaa!

Tap, tap, tap, tap...

Knocknocknock... knock knock

???

Smack!...SLAP!

OOUCH!

N1K4N1K49D0025!

ChiChy...

WTF???NOEZ!!!

BFAMZ!

Lawl!PWND!!!

ChiChy...

???

BFAMZ!

AIEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

ZOMG!!!a...aa....AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

LMFAO!!!PWND!

Bibqua?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

...Bibqua?

ChiChy

'''!BIBQUA!!!

BFAMZ!

BIKUAEY!!!'''

ShiShyShiShy...SheriShyShiShy

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

Photon
''I decided to write a random scifi under 1KB. Of course, everybody decided to chant on about how it made no sense. Be great to see the response they'd get if they went on about how unscientific a fantasy story wasUser:Serprex 16:07, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

The lights were dim, hope had been lost and the world was slient. For in this light of day, the moon was larger in view than ever had been seen.

DrParks had been working on a gravitational thesis when he discovered the potential of innate gravitational force. Taking a sphere of glass which had been rounded to the whole of pi, a single photon was set into motion within it. Curving about the edge, the glass had shattered and the photon had vanished through time.

Now, a year later, the photon was captured in the moon. For the orbit of the earth had made it so that when the photon traversed the universe's perfectly spherical time, the earth had displaced so that the moon was where the glass had shattered. The moon had taken the photon's gravitational force and now the earth was being pulled into it.

All they could do was cry.

CtrlZ
''A poem I wrote for my mother's birthday. She always says "I didn't want to do that" while playing tetrisUser:Serprex 16:16, 24 June 2008 (UTC) The lizard liked pie

The lizard liked lots of pie

The lizard liked lots and lots of pie

The lizard ate the pie

The lizard died

The lizard didn't wanna do that

How they did so not wish for CtrlZ to work not

So that which is is not which it is, but that which it was

But so that which is is which it is, and not that which it was

UNDO IT! UNDO IT NOW!

NO! I WON'T UNDO IT!

YES! YOU WILL UNDO IT!

NO! I'LL UNDO YOU!

NO! I'LL UNDO YOU!

STFU! I'LL UNDO ALL OF YOU!