The Even MORE Incredibly Random Adventures of Me and I 2!!!!!

CHAPTER 1: Attack of The Return Of The Aftermath after the Aftermath of the Aftermath After the Epilogue of The Last One
I: Wait......how the heck are we still alive? I thought your own puke ate you and we all blew up!

Me: That, my friend, is the power of the paradox!

I: Wait, what paradox?!

Me: I changed my name! NEW TITLE!!

The Incredibly Random Adventures of Porkchop and I 2!!!!!!
I: You changed your name.......to Porkchop?

Porkchop: Yep.

I: And that somehow brought us back to life?

Porkchop: Yep.

I: Well alright. So, what would happen if I changed my name?

Porkchop: I dunno.......

I changes his name.

The Incredibly Random Adventures of Porkchop and It 2!!!!!!
Porkchop: IT?!?! What a STUPID name!!!

It: Says you. But what about the paradox?

CHAPTER 2: The Paradox
It: Oh.

It and Porkchop are suddenly transported to the Planet of the ~GrAmMaR and mAtH mOnStErS~!!!!

Both: OOOOHHHHH MMMMYYYYY GGGGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD, NOOOOOOOOO, GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD PLLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEEE!

Grammar Monster: That is not good grammar, little boys.

Porkchop: wadda 'bout 'dis u basturd

Grammar Monster: NO! That is terrible grammar!

Grammar Monster blows up.

Math Monster appears.

Math Monster: QUICK! What's 3+4-5+143-(-25)?

It: Uhh.......carry the........

Porkchop: Well.........can we write it out?

Math Monster: Yeah.

Porkchop: 'Kay.......uh........120?

Math Monster: Don't say it outloud! He'll here the answer! Now we have to do another one! 3+12-(-8)!

It: 20!

Math Monster: Very good! Nowhey! Get back in this chapter!

It and Porkchop leave the chapter.

CHAPTER 3: Attack........of the TALK-SHOW HOSTS!!!!!!
It: No. Oh God, no.

Oprah's voice: Today......on Oprah......

Porkchop: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Oprah's voice: We have special guest Dr. Phil.........

Porkchop: OH GOD!!!!!!

Oprah's voice: Here to help a man who has some serious problems..........he even changed his name to Porkchop!

Porkchop: Well, good thing it ain't me---wait, WHAT?!

THE INTERVIEW:
Oprah: So Mr. ........Porkchop........ why did you change your name?

Porkchop: Cuz people were accusing the author of having a split personality, you weirdo!

Dr. Phil: Did you, ever think.......

Porkchop: Did you ever think?

Dr. Phil: Look, we're trying ta help........you, solve your problems!

Porkchop: Listen, "buddy", you have way more problems then me. I'm talking....... about weight. Here to help you, is my friend Dr. Oz.

Audience claps.

Dr. Oz: Dr. Phil, please step on this scale and

Porkchop guns everyone down.

Porkchop: Bastards.

CHAPTER 4: Pickles and Creamed Corn........THE MUSICAL!!
It: So how was it on Oprah?

Porkchop: I gunned em' all down.

It: Again?

Porkchop: Yeah.

Pickles and Creamed Corn fall from the sky.

Porkchop: OMG! Time to..........SING A SONG!!!

Both: Oh, pickles and creamed corn!

They're fallin' from the skyyyyyyyy!

Some razor bla-aaaaddddeeeessss

And some very sharp kni-ivesssss,

That are also fa-llllliiiinnnnggg

Just stabbed me in the eyyyeeeeeee!

This song is so randddoommm!

It's a waste of your tiiime!

So we'll end it riiiiggghhhttt now!

So you can get on with your pointlesss and boring........LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!

It: CHA!

Porkchop: Thank God that's over.

It: Yeah, that was not worth 3 five hour rehearsals.

CHAPTER 5: We promise not another freakin' song! BUUUUTTTTT...............................we do promise a MONKEY!!
It: Well, I'm gettin' bored. What's another stupid and random thing that we could do to waste our reader's time?

Porkchop: Uhhh............OH LOOK! A MONKEY!

It: There we go!

Porkchop picks up the monkey.

Porkchop: Ohh, look at you! Look at you! Your soooooo cutttee!

The monkey rips Porkchop's face off.

Porkchop: Mi ggate frugggnn ugny

Translation: I hate this ~bleeeping~ monkey.

It: Wow....Oh.......wow.......that's disturbing.........

Porkchop: Gwigh! Emb bish abter mow!

'Translation: Quick! End this chapter now!'

CHAPTER 6: Return of The ~GrAmMaR mOnStEr~!
It: Just joking.

CHAPTER 7: Possibly Another Song
It: OOOOOHHHHHHH...........

Both: They're could be another song in this chapteeeerrrrrr!

They're could be another song, oh yes there could!

But if there's a song in this chapter,

It'll be about the song there could beeeeeeeee!!

Porkchop: Buuuuuuuuutttttt wwwweeeeeeeee'lllllllll...................

Both:  Also sing about mooses, gooses, juices,

noses, poses.......uh...............something with oses and

bruises, oozes, uh........some other lyric...........

foxes, boxes........uh joxes........is that a word?.......

And that is the end of our sooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

Porkchop: Thank God it doooooooooonnnnnnnnneeeeeee!!

It: Really.

CHAPTER 8: Almost to the end...........
It: Well folks, we're approaching the end to this story, so we'll be taking requests of stupid and dangerous crap to do. First, here's a letter from Joe, from Wisconsin:

Dear It and Porkchop (previously I and Me),

Will you please force It to swallow a hot dog and motorcycle whole? Wait, WHAT?!?!

Porkchop shoves a motorcycle and hot dog down It's thoat.

Porkchop: Next, (jeez, dude, quit gagging, that's pathetic!) we have a letter from Judy fom New Mexico:

Dear It: Will you please stand on your head and juggle chainsaws?

It: Oh, lord no........

It stands on his head.

Porkchop: Here's the chainsaws!

Porkchop throws 6 chainsaws to It.

It's hands are cut off.

Porkchop: And one last letter from........It?

Dear Porkchop,

Will you please let me beat the living crap out of you? Uh-oh........

It: Well, see ya later folks!

Porkchop: OH JEEZ, STOP, GOD, DON'T, PLEEEEEAAASSSEE!!!!

' the end!!!! '