User:Emesee/Starts

=STORY STARTINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=

It is the year 2079. . . ..

Kit died in 1999 - - - - - - - - - -

It was the year to bring him back to life again.

Doctor Roberts flipped the switch - - - the machine worked as it should, of course.

Kit was brought back to life in the same form as he lived in 1999............

Well almost, you see, Kit was first brought back to life in 2069, again in 2074, and now finally again in 2079.... He declined to live both of those times. This time it was different though. Kit might answer differently.

"would you like to live now, Kit? Are you ready?"

"DARNIT" said Kit. I TOLD YOU TWICE ALREADY! ARE YOU ALL DEAF? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL? WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM.... but then Kit realized why this time was different.....

2079 was his lucky number. But maybe it was lucky in that this time he'd be lucky and they wouldn't revive him. More likely, they'd revive him again in the year 2084. And in that case he'd be living a hundred years after the setting of 1984. Every half decade held such wonderful possibilities within their numerologies, how could he decline to be given the chance to decline them?

it is now 2184... Kit had been in a bad mood the last 28 (approximate) awaken-offerings... perhaps this time... things would be different....

ENDLESS HEAVEN
what was he to do in heaven? he had already spent 700000000000 years of eternity there.

so he did what every sensible 700000000000 year old would do.... self surgury!!!!

he of course flipped off the pain receptors to his everything beyond his left elbow... attached himself to the endless blood supply.... grabbed his tools... and GOT tO WORK! EPIC FUNZ. :) !!!

any mishaps could always be fixed. obviously.

He made a REAL mess of things.

ummm ummmmm ummmm uhh ummm uh umm umm ummmm
..... WILL BE HERE SOON.... more sooooooooooon.

Fictional language - will translate latter....
sa pal al la felasha - - - kor ra ta mor sai fla tar mar narnik - - sa fa kai ta ra mor trak par nornah

Fsh helden, dular simet. Fsh simet, dular helden

Nil helden si, fenmar umil trau bou bsh mau usil tau. Lo, vien chau tant qsh fus. Uit dular, sil simet tan qit vit vsh vec fsh vec

En tau vien trau dular fsh simet propos nuit fuit mau fau. Pau pau par frq vec nou. Frq vec anq, par tou len par chan pou nou

Tou sui par vit tou. Fsh pri lai helden vsh vec qit trau nil. Sau dif qan san sen. Trau mau sil sinqu

& fai toi fsh mai fai fsh moi

SUICIDE
the 44 year old man name stan was ready to do the deed........

as he was about to pull the trigger.... an angel appeared to him...

the angel told stan that he was a fool. "i will grant you a miracle" said the angel to Stan.

I want to be young again said Stan... I want to be with my family... like when I was young... I want to go back in time.... I want to be young again... I want to be able to do everything over.

The angel smiled. I will do that for you Stan. I will make your wish be true. this miracle shall be yours. said the angel...

however, you musn't tell anyone what has happened said the angel..

stan agreed... and asked "how do you know I am not lying?"

the angel told him that God knows all... and that that is all.....

the angel was gone... stan was back in his childhood body......

stan looked at his hands and was amazed... he was grateful.. he was awe struck...

he felt better than he had ever felt...

he felt like he knew so much...

he felt like ... he felt like he knew how he would do things differently...

then he thought of all the homework that he would have to do again... and felt delightfully annoyed! however... he knew now that it would go pretty quick this time around.....

stan couldn't wait until he was older!!! :)