Poseidon spoof

Darkness.

Fade to title, and ominous music plays.

Fade to underwater scene. Suddenly, we hear the music from Jaws, and then a giant mouth appears and eats the title.

Suddenly, we see the bottom of a ship. We move upwards to see the SS Poseidon, a magnificent cruise ship. We zoom in on the deck, and see Dylan, a professional gambler, rushing up the stairs to the top deck. Suddenly he trips on a step and falls over. We zoom around the ship as the credits appear.

The camera zooms into a room, where we see two people, Jennifer Ramsey and her boyfriend, Christian, rolling around on the floor, kissing and slobbering mushily. Suddenly, Jennifer's dad Robert comes into the room. In fast motion the two get up off the floor and onto the couch.

Robert: GOTCHA! Ha ha, trying to sneak that in without me lookin', eh?