Godzilla: Final Wars spoof

Darkness.

Main Titles.

'''Godzilla Icon appears; makes a goofy face at the camera.

'''Cut to scene of Arctic. Little plastic tanks are laying around on the ice, mist is floating around. Godzilla appears, looks around and laughs loudly to himself.'''

GODZILLA (subtitled): I really do enjoy knocking plastic tanks around every now and again.

Suddenly Gotengo appears.

MAN INSIDE GOTENGO: Fire those missiles!

Missiles fly out in every direction, hitting ice walls and doing funny little sparkling dances.

MAN INSIDE GOTENGO: Oh *****. Stupid people at EDF never tested those, did they?

Godzilla fires his ray, causing the Gotengo to crash.

MAN INSIDE GOTENGO: AAAAARRG! We're crashed!

ANOTHER MAN (sarcastically): Oh, I should've guessed!

'''Suddenly the ground begins to shake. Walls of ice fall all around Godzilla, but he doesn't move; he just stands there and looks around and roars.'''

MAN #1: Why doesn't that doofus move?

MAN #2: Because the script says he's supposed to be buried in ice, stupid!

MAN #1: Okay, fire those missiles and bring down the ice!

'''Gotengo fires missiles; missiles fly everywhere, crash into each other and eventually into the walls. Godzilla gets hit on the head; his expression becomes goofy. Suddenly the ground opens up and arms reach up and grab him and pull him down. Everyone inside Gotengo cheers and opens up bottles of champaigne.'''

Narrator: And now we would have a big useless montage, but I think we'll just skip it and get straight to the action. *Ahem...ACTION!

Cut to another scene of Gotengo, this time battling a big, purple dinosaur.

CAPTAIN GORDON: Get him! Get that sucker who's been stupidifying our children! Kill him!

Music for Barney is a dinosaur starts playing, Barney starts dancing.

CAPTAIN GORDON: What a doofus. Fire missiles! I mean, forget the stupid sparklers. Fire laser!

'''Fart noise, and then a big streak of blue flies toward Barney. Barney gets hit, falls into the water.'''

CAPTAIN GORDON: Follow that sucker in!

'''Gotengo flies into the water, swims after Barney. Barney falls into underwater volcano, starts getting burned. He jumps around and follows the Gotengo out.'''