Grammoreyee

A brief story concerning the lives and a particular adventure of two stick figures. It features a particular feature of the universe of theirs the nature of which shall either become apparent during the story or not, it's something of an inaccurate play on words. It was originally inspired by an NCIS and XKCD.

Cheaptar wan

 * By the light of the moon/god who glamours the lightbeams

"Fred! We're trapped in a cement sphere!"

"Oh Noes!" Fred exclaimed

"There is only one Solution!"

"Stand firmly and declare your actions with The Voice of Drama!"

"I tether my cellphone to a wifi connection; I use the tether to cast a rope; I use the cast to shoot a film; I use the shot to blow up the walls!"

"But wait it was a shoot not a shot-"

KABLAMY!

"Wait why are the walls exploding? No! This isn't right! I must fix your evil turnings!"

"No! This is perfect! Don't you see? We have UNLIMITED POWER!"

"I take your rope and tie it to your explosion and I- oh shoot, I can't think!"

"Ha-ha! Ha-ha!"

"I cut your tether!"

"With What?"

"uhh... Sharp words!"

"That is not an appropriate use of that adjective."

"GAH! I HATE YOUR GUTS! My hate fuels my muscles; I use the fuel to start the engine! I use the engine to assemble a car; I compile the assembly into spyware; I clog the explosion with the spyware! LAAAAAG!"

"That... Can't... The explosions already done! It's gone man! Give it a rest!"

"OH GOD BUT THAT WAS SO GOOD?!"