Talk:Notroswellville

Plot outline
The story is pretty simple at first, but get increasingly complicated. It is told by NSA agent Herman Hoswell to reporter from the Boston Instigator Larry Jerrm:

In a beautiful sunny day, Mary Thompson, daughter of the mayor of Notroswellville, a small town in New Mexico, (after watching a guy talking about UFOs on the TV) tells to her friend, Gary Mann, a made-up story that she was watching UFOs on the sky and that they are in the middle of the Sliver square, a area where many UFOs are seen and many ufologists believe will be the place where a possible invasion will start.

Gary Mann believes the story and don’t realize the joke. He tells everyone he knows about the UFOs Mary saw and that they were in the middle of the sliver square. The people he talks to talk to other people and soon all the city is talking about the UFOs, some people claiming to have seem some.

Reporters from the two news agencies (a radio and a TV one) of the town come to Mary’s house, the mayor disproves that but his daughter wants that so much, (Because she dreams of becoming famous) he figures it won’t hurt. Jenny Greta, a local pregnant sixteen year old girl (That, too, wants to be famous) claims that her pregnancy happened just after she was abducted by aliens, after hearing about how Mary attracted attention from the reporters. She attracts the attention of several pro-life and pro-choice activists, they start meaningless discussions if she has the right or not to abort the child and even if she wants it or not, or if they can do it without the consent of the “father”, they start an open conflict in the streets.

And then this continues for some times with people believing or telling stories out of greed, lust for fame, naiveness and insanity. News agencies from the entire state start making reports on the “Notroswellville incident”. Unfortunately, in a local military base, a top-secret new military airplane crashes and Hugh Flackman finds the debris in his farm's fields. A military task force is sent to the site and does their best to impede Hugh from talking. Unfortunately Hugh does talks and national news agencies send the report all over the USA.

The government claims that it was a “weather balloon” and soon ufologists,, conspiracy theorists and UFO enthusiasts come from all over the country to Notroswellville. They claim the government is trying to hide the aliens, which, for the government is better than letting them ask the right questions.

Soon the FBI sends two agents from Washington to try and stop panic from spreading. They talk to various supposed witnesses but cause extreme suspicion with their big city ways. Gary Mann tell people that strange men in black visited his house.

Soon a cult, led by local medium Klayton Klaus, is founded, he claims to have been contacted telepathically by the aliens to prepare humanity to enter a higher level of galactic society, the galactic consortium. Hearing news of telepathic contact, a local, almost liquidated businessman, Lucas Farringmore starts manufacturating anti mind control caps, composed basically of metallic paper with leather straps. People start buying them in masse and he quickly gets rich.

Local priest, Billy Bob Jens, convince people of his church to enter in a holy crusade to smite the “cult of futuro”, Since the church is getting out of donations on Sunday, because many joined the cult. He claims that they, with their magicks will bring the wrath of God, whom will destroy the city. More open conflict in the streets. The cops are do their best to contain and reason with the many protesters, smiters and cultists. Meanwhile an ufologist on the TV explain about human-alien hybrids and their role in an invasion while Gary watches, talking about the various people kidnapped and alien sexual encounters in Notroswellville.

The mayor reads reports about the rivers of money entering the city from tourism and taxes from the new gift shops, observatories, alien protection devices. He decides to allow a group of French investors build a alien themed park in the city and decides to call Notroswellville the “UFO Haven of America”.

The next morning, strange circular formations appear on crops of the farmer that found the “Downed UFO”, the French investors immediately offer to buy his lands. He says he’ll think about it. One day later more than half the farms have signs, because the farmers wanted to sell their lands to the investors.

One month later, despite the constant “UFO” sightings the national stir about Notroswellville is dimming. The mayor is desperate to create more stir. Encouraging “witnesses” and talking about sightings himself. But that soon solves itself when Jenny has a baby. A boy, with only four fingers on his right hand. The doctor talks about it to Gary, that has become obsessed with aliens and UFOs. Gary suddenly starts screaming about a hybrid invasion creating chaos and more conflicts on the streets. All hell breaks loose until suddenly, everything stops, literally.

A big flying saucer lands and gray humanoid aliens with big heads and completely black eyes get out of it. They walk towards the mayor and speak to him that they want twenty percent of all profit made by the city every month as royalties. No one will remember that they were here because only they are wearing time-space displacers, but they’ll be back. Hoswell knew that because he had one himself.

Later that night, Mary Thompson is looking at the sky again. She doesn’t believe this alien crap, of course. She sees a star move slightly to the right and...well...she doesn’t really believe this alien crap, of course. But she put the anti mind control cap she bought earlier on anyway...only to be sure.

And then, after the full circle, the story is over and Hoswell disappear in the darkness. Later he speaks with his superiors and they are happy to know that the reporter wrote about the story, only adding his own "facts" and not revealing any lies as such.

And thus the authorities managed to achieve their goals of distracting the people from other, more critical matters.