The Battle for Bunkbed Mound

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It was dark. Grandmother's house was exactly as I remembered it. Except for the basment. It was factory-like, with pillars, a stone floor, and the stairs divided it into two sections. I looked forward. There was an evil bunny wearing a pink shirt. She wanted to rule the world by hypnotizing us. She needed rabbit ears under the full moon. She attacked us. Me and the other bunnies scattered. She was turning the rabbits to her side. I managed to escape up to the ground floor. I was a rabbit? Either way, I sat down at the table and had some vegetable soup. I was a little too salty. All of the sudden the pink bunny came up. She tried to drink the soup so it would hypnotize us, and she attacked me. But thankfully, the blue rabbit came to my rescue. I left the house into the cold windy night.

Where was Grandmother?

Why were bunnies fighting in her house?

And why am I wearing a suit?

I walked down the path. But I should not have down so, because I was now at the edge of the earth. I could go Forward, falling to my doom in a void of nothingness. Or I could go Backward, falling to the hands of the pink bunnie and her army of zombies. I decided to go up.

As I traveled up through the sky, I watched movies from a portable radio i kept in my pocket in case of emergencies like this. Then I realized that I was dreaming. I looked down. Then I decided to wake up.

The pink bunny was looming over me, about to force feed me the slightly-too-salty-hypnotizing-vegetable-soup. The blue bunny came to my rescue. Then we went to see a movie about chicken.

Man: Why did the chicken cross the road.

Martin Luther King Jr.: I have a dream that one day, chickens will be able to cross roads without their motives being questioned.

Pink bunny: Why are you reciting a variation of something from wikipedia?

Then I relised that I would never escape the pink bunny if I was wearing a suit. So I took of my clothes and jumped off the edge of the earth (which was conveiniently located just out back the movie theater). I woke up.

The pink bunnie was about to make me eat the vegetable soup. The last thing I remember is wondering

Where's Grandma?

Then it hit me. It all made perfect sense. Grandma had gone out to dinner with her husband, leaving me at the house. The pink bunny took the opportunity to try to attack the other bunnies that were secretly living under grandmothers basement. I was converted into a bunny so I could see what it was like to be zombified. So all I had to do was eat cheese, proving that the world is really donut shaped, and thus calling to end the mutinous pirates who would try to overthrow me from their bucket.

The spoon was approaching my mouth. I put my mouth over it. Then spit it out at the pink bunny. The pink bunny was unaffected by the Hypnotizing effect, but was killed by the amount of salt. Just then grandma came home.

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