King Kong Spoof/2

Hayes: Jimmy, take this coffee over to Mr. Driscoll.

Jimmy hands Driscoll the coffee, then suddenly notices several pages of the script piled up on the table. He grabs them and walks out, but Mr. Hayes catches him by the arm.

Hayes: Perhaps, first, you'd like to return Mr. Driscoll's script to him.

Jimmy sheepishly returns the script. Jack grabs it, and rips several pages.

Driscoll: Oh, Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Hayes: Here, hand it to me. I'll take it up top and tape it back together.

Driscoll hands him the papers. Hayes and Jimmy walk up to the deck. Jimmy is reading a copy of "Head of Darkness".

Hayes: Jimmy, you need to get yourself an education. You don't wanna spend your life on the ship.

Jimmy: Naw, I'd rather spend it in a classroom with a goofy teacher who wears teddy bear ties, is five feet tall and wears gigantic glasses. Oh yeah, not to mention he'd give us entire tests about what the Treaty of Verdun was about. I'd much rather stay here.

Hayes: It's not that bad.

Jimmy: Besides, Mr. Hayes, I know how to read! See, this book is about people on a ship, just like us.

Hayes: That's about a sleezy guy who transports ivory. Not like what we're doing.

Jimmy: Yeah, so it's not an adventure story, is it?

Hayes: Nope.

Cut to Ann and Bruce standing on the deck.

Denham: Okay you two, start yappin'!

Baxter: So what do you do, Miss Darrow? You must be a model or something.

Denham: Not that kind! Talk from the script!

Baxter: Oh.

Ann: Ahem. I've never been on a ship before!

Baxter: I've never been on one with a woman before. Although I wish I had, heh heh

Ann: I guess you don't think much of women on ships!

Baxter: Let me tell you, I like 'em anywhere!

Denham: Bruce! That's not in the script!