Talk:Vamps

I tell ya, if you don't like vampires, you shouldn't go somewhere that the name ends with "nia". Transilvania, Romania, Albania...those are freakin' vampire breeding grounds! In fact, I'm pretty sure the suffix "nia" is slavic for "place where you will most likely find BLOOD-SUCKING DEMONIC SPAWN!" Apparently Blood Orchid liked this story, I would be wary of this if I were you, since he also liked my Stanley the Satanist. Tread carefully.

I think it's kinda good, if overly gothic sometimes ("a mansion that was not white and cheery, but black and scattered with the reddest rubies my eyes have ever laid themselves onto," strange he made that comparison, as if he wanted to highlight the mansions darkness). And I was thrown off balance there when the pace of the story suddenly changed and things that were going turtle step started going too fast! --Nonimportant 23:11, 25 June 2007 (UTC)