Fortunately unfortunately

Fortunately unfortunately is a story game played by a group of players. The starting player gives any story sentence. The second player gives the second sentence, which must begin with the word "unfortunately" and describe an unfortunate event. The next player does the same but beginning with "fortunately" and describing a positive event. The Fortunately unfortunately lines then alternate until the story is complete.


 * Edit the "Fortunately unfortunately" Wikistory by adding the correct type of sentence (a negative or positive one, alternating each time).
 * Do not delete or change preceding portions.
 * Wait for at least one other person to add a sentence before taking your next go.

See Wikipedia for details of the game, and One-word-at-a-time for another story related game.

Archive

 * /Chandler Bang/
 * /WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!/

The spaceship
After having crossed the space for several years, the space ship "Paradise Two" from the exploration fleet finally had reached its destination, an as yet unexplored planet, and now the captain gave the command to initiate the landing sequence. Unfortunately, the captain couldn't initiate the sequence, since he spontaneously combusted. Fortunately, it turned out that the sequence was preprogrammed anyway, and was initiated automatically by the ship computer. Unfortunately the first officer was corrupt, so that by time the ship landed in two and a half minutes, anarchy had been evoked by a massive riot. Fortunately, a charismatic young woman named Karyinde gained the loyalty of a bunch of the anarchists and went off to build an utopian society somewhere else on the planet. Unfortunately the people got sad living in the dark depths of planet, and the utopian society became disunited.