Oblivion

Jhon Kent is standing on the edge of a cliff, After a long time standing there he walks off the cliff.

and lands on 1 billion bottles of Booze

Jhon Finds A Book After drinking all the booze

he opens the book and more bottles of booze spring out

The title of the book was called

How not to get drunk

he read the book

Step 1) get drunk

Step 2) get undrunk

Step 3) get more drunk

then Jhon walked into the book he finds a waterfall of booze wich was going upwards not downwards the he sees a war between tea and coffie then anoter war between milk and cream then a massive biscut rolls in a solves the wars then suddenly a giant biscut eats the sky Jhon destroys the biscut by crushing it but more biscuts came this time they where on the ground a front line of biscuts all diffrent types the only thing stoping the biscuts from killing Jhon was that Jhon was inside a spider hole armed with a the new

raiped fire AP/AA/AT cannon and a flag of britan

the biscuts lined up for one mass attack the biscuts ran towards Jhon

Wave after wave soon Jhon was over-welmed by the amout of biscuts

he was low on ammo and low on food then suddenly out of nowhere a helicoppter shot down meny biscuts but then was shot down by the biscuts AA cannons Jhon kent was worried he was low on ammo and food he decied to leve and run to higher ground before the next wave he decided to take the tatted british flag and his canteen of booze then he saw a mountan

the neon sky lit his way to his landmark he finaly reached his landmark only to find his enemy was close behind Jhon dug a hole deeper and deeper to find a chest he opened it and steped inside to find sunny skies,countryside and a house there was no-one in the house, he made himself at home only to find that there was no moden stuff inside there where three rooms a small bedroom a mian sitting room and a small WC. the house was very cosy and fully furnished perfect for Jhon

Then jhon saw a hole in the floor he jumped down the hole only to wind up inside a moden pub jhon was faceing the barman Jhon turned around, the pub seemed dead every-one was there but they was'nt moveing nor where thet talking jhon sat down at a table and asked a guy

"where am i"

"nowhere"

"what do you mean nowhere"

"nowhere"

then the guy put a gun to jhon head in fact the whole pub pointed guns towards jhon

jhon stood up and backed slowly towards the door he steped out side and walked away then every-one in the pub fired at the door jhon was very confused no-one was moveing or speeking it was like time frozzen aroud him