User:Gallade42/Ben

One day, Shaggy was watching Chowder and eating a bowl of cereal when he got a text from Matt: “pokemon real, Kregel has a ranch, come get a pokemon.” So he headed over to Kregel’s new pokéranch where he could get any starter, Seedot, Vulpix or several other pokémon. As he turned the corner to enter the ranch, he bumped in to a guy he had never seen before. The mystery guy was wearing a Jedi cape, a Darth Maul light saber and a baseball cap. He apologized, “Oh, sorry.”

“It’s fine.”

“Oh, good. I was totally worried that the first guy I’d met here would completely hate me for LITERALLY running in to him…”

“Dude?”

“Sorry, those chic flics must be seeping into my miiind… I’ll have to stop watching them with my girlfriend.”

“Who?”

“Have you seen a Vulpix anywhere?”

“Sorry.”

“I’ll go check back inside.”

As the mystery guy was running back in, Kregel came out to greet Shaggy.

“Hey Kregel, do you have any clue who that was?”

“No clue. I think he’s friends with Mal-“ A high-pitched scream cut him off. They ran back inside to see what happened and found the mystery guy crying over a fainted Vulpix with Mallory comforting him.

“Darth, I doubt nargles had anything to do with it; they aren’t even real IN Harry Potter.”

“Does this mean I won’t get an elf wife like Boromir?”

“Two things: One, Aragorn, not Boromir, married Arwen. And two, it only fainted! Just take it to a pokémon center.”

Then Shaggy felt a burn on his leg. A Charmander had attacked him. He took this as a sign of affection like Pikachu constantly electrocuting Ash, so he claimed it and named it Fiero.

Shaggy left the ranch and went to McDonald’s for lunch. Out side the resteraunt, there was a little Eevee somehow being beaten up by a Psyduck, Magikarp and Slowpoke. Shaggy would not take this and sent out Fiero to attack. Fiero lunged at Slowpoke using Scratch, then jumped over Magikarp to attack Psyduck, but Magikarp used Splash and tripped Fiero. For a brief instant, Psyduck lost its chronic headache and used Water Gun, fainting Fiero. Shaggy cried out in despair, “Noooooooooo! I’ve let Fiero down; he fainted to a Magikarp!”

Then an Absol came bounding in and fainted the evil Magikarp and Psyduck with Night Slash.