No.

No. is a Sci-Fi novel written by Jonn1234567890 a new user, and Proxima Centauri.

Characters
A list of charachters:
 * Bradley Flowo
 * Parham Ruofythgie
 * Jenni Flood
 * Jonn McRoss
 * Elisabeth Dextrose
 * Strange little child
 * Strange alien creatures
 * Ninjorph
 * Two dogs

Setting
It is mostly set in a small Iowa town and in a digital world.

Chapter 1: The Friends
Bradley Flowo was walking home from his public middle school, with his best friend Jonn McRoss. At first Jonn’s dog, Foster kept wagging its tail and tried to get Bradley to throw sticks for it but later the dog noticed that the boys were apprehensive and didn't feel like playing. Jonn was the second-smartest in school, behind the Principal. Bradley saw a small passage. "I think I see a short cut" said Bradley a bit frightenedly. "No, I think that would take us to Parham's house." said Jonn who also sensed something wasn’t quite right. Parham was a former friend of theirs until fifth grade when their friendship ended because they didn’t see much of each other. As they walked closer, Parham walked out with his dog, Scooter. Scooter was a mixed breed, and it was the sister of Jonn's dog, Foster. Scooter and Foster started licking and sniffing each other but the humans felt things were JUST that bit Icky and not OK. Parham said "Hi, guys" the first thing he said to either of them since eight months before. "Hi Parham, we’re looking for a quicker way to get home" said Bradley. "Just go to Northside" said Parham. Northside was a dangerous place where murder, burglary, and poverty lived. Jonn's aunt's friend was killed there but worse was to come. "Umm...we don't like risks" said Jonn. "Plus were not armed" said Bradley. Jonn was a pacifist, and Bradley didn't like violence but, believed in self defense. "Don't worry, I got a pocket knife, I was heading that way anyway." said Parham, more carelessly than he should have been. Jonn and Bradley soon followed Parham and Scooter, along the way they met up with Jenni Flood and Lizzie Dextrose, Jenni was in highschool, and Bradley's former babysitter, she used to be a nerd but, now was like any other teenage girl. The dogs started jumping up Jenni and Lizzie and licking their faces (remember they had just licked and sniffed each other), they told the dogs to stop but in spite of this the girls liked the dogs and tagged along.

After a block, Jonn could barely see his home, this was quicker, but the danger kept building up. They then turned into an alley that would change their lives forever...

Chapter 2: The Lab and ...
There in the alley stood a strange little child who looked like a girl. Parham came and asked if she needed anything the child said just that they should follow her. Unusually the dogs respected the little child and didn’t jump or play up in any way. The group closely followed the child when she led them to an abandoned laboratory. . "I was once part of this harddrive until I was made hole.” said the child who looked like a girl. Jonn tried to be clever and tried to understand what she meant, he couldn't make it out and stopped trying. "Am I allowed to see if I can fix the harddrive?" asked Jonn, who was good with computers. "No. You will, ‘'fix’' it" said the child. Jonn began plugging in wires whatnot, there were two computer screens a giant harddrive and a keyboard with many numbers and letters, also to his left were a set of chairs that were very digital.  The child who looked like a girl took the group and told them that she once was part of the computer until she came out, she said sitting in those chairs will take you there too.  Oddly Bradley, Parham, Jenni, Lizzie, and the dogs all trusted her, and were ready to go into the computer world.

Jonn was told this, he started up the harddrive, locked the doors and told everyone to sit down. Bradley was sitting in the chair closest to the computer on his left was Jenni, to her left was Parham and his dog, to their left was the strange girl and to her left were Jonn and Lizzie with Jonn's dog nuzzling Lizzie.

Chapter 3: The computer world
When entering the world they seemed Transformed they all yelled "NO!"

Upon landing, Bradley had a red uniform and Jenni was in pink and Lizzie seemed to be in a tasteful shade of pinkie violet, then Parham was in a yellow dog uniform and the strange child in an orange uniform. It took a while but, finally Jonn landed with a blue uniform and a black watch, the watch showed them their location and health.

Jonn looked at Lizzie and she seemed to come across as neat in that uniform, then Jonn squinted and looked again and Lizzie looked more like clown in a faintly ridiculous pinkie violet circus costume, then Jonn squinted and looked yet again and Lizzie looked more like Jonn’s dog Foster with a silly pinkie violet frill round its neck that was like frills that circus dogs sometimes wear. Jenni saw that Jonn was looking at Lizzie and got just a bit jealous. Jonn tried not to think about what was odd with Lizzie, "Where are, bark, we?" asked Parham and Scooter together in their one body. "In the harddrive's dessert system, the Warper Zone, that’s where I started my life in this form”, said the girl. “Did you exist in any other form before?” Jonn asked looking smart, the child just put a finger to her lip and smiled enigmatically. "So, how do we get out?" asked Jenni, who was enjoying the pink costume. “I don’t want to leave yet.” insisted Lizzie and the two girls started a fun fight, Lizzie gave Jenni a few playful nips the way a dog does. "You leave at the Water Warper Zone" said the strange girl "there should be a green button on each of your costumes. you press it to adapt to the weather, it'll go away when you hit it again.

Everyone then got black jumpsuits with the color they got the same as the color of the first letter of their name. (Example Bradley: Red 'B'), yes that probably doesn't make sense to Earthlings. "Much better, it was hot in that thing." said Jonn. "I looked hot in that thing" said Jenni. "I want my pinkie violet uniform back” said Lizzie Dextrose and there was another bitch fight, dog fight, fun fight. "Oh really! I thought that only girls could look hot" said Parham, then the girls stopped fighting and both smacked him in the face. "If you want to injure anyone you have a laser blaster to your color and a silver sword when you hit your purple button right under your green" the strange child said. "Oh thank you. But what’s the Silver button for?" said Bradley "My watch says it will set up a tent with food and beds inside" said Jonn They each set up a tent and went to sleep. It was hot out so the boys pressed their green button and then took off their armor and shirt. The girls did the same thing (they had bras under their armor).

When they awoke, strange alien creatures appeared around the half-dressed group

''Whats next? Will they stop the creatures, will they be ripped to shreds, will this strange child's name be found out, will a new character arrive, will we find out the reason it’s called No.?: all this will be found out in the next two chapters of No.'' `

Chapter 4: The alien world
“Ah!” Bradley exclaimed excitedly, “These are the aliens that want to take over the world! We’ve got to stop them and save humanity! This game’s really cool.” He reached for the purple button that should have got him weapons but he’d removed his armour and it wasn’t there anymore. John reached for the purple button but couldn’t find it either. “No” the strange child said, “These are the aliens that WILL take over the world.” Then suddenly they all remembered why they had all yelled “NO!” and they all yelled “NO!” again. The strange child didn’t look human any longer, she looked at least half alien and the girl alien explained. “We’re from Eta Carinae, when we first decided to settle we thought Eta Carinae was a cool star, big impressive but Eta Carinae’s stopped being cool. Our star’s flashing like an electric light bulb that’s about to blow, it just can’t keep steady any more, and Eta Carinae could explode at any time so we decided to come here. We’re taking over this planet and you’re going to help us, two of you will even have super dog senses to make you better fighters.” All yelled “NO though Lizzie and Parham may have been barking like terrified dogs.” ”Stop saying, ‘No’ all the time, it gets boring and makes you look like circus clowns. Anyway you simply can’t stop us, we’re hundreds of millions of light years ahead of you in science and technology, err I mean we’re hundreds of millions of ordinary years ahead of you, I never can master those puny Earthling languages. Wait a moment I’m in the body of a girl just now, I mean I never can mistress puny Earthling languages. Anyway we’re ahead of you and that’s what matters. You would like to do the same if you could wouldn’t you? Look how you love to play Space Invaders and those types of games.” “Space Invaders is old fashioned Jonn pointed out.” “Yes I know I haven’t mastered those puny Earthling cultures, anyway We’re doing to you what you wanted to do to us.” “Let us out, we want to go home!” Jenni pleaded and Lizzie had certainly changed her mind, she didn’t want to stay either. “Yes, we want to go home.” Bradley added imploringly, Parham Ruofythgie whimpered, then howled like a dog. “You’re not getting to the Water Warper Zone or getting out till you’ve completed your military training, then you’ll help me take over the world.” the alien told them mater of factly. “You’ll never get us to help you!” Jenni tried to look decisive as she said that and hoped she didn’t look ridiculous with only a bra on top. “No, we’ll never help you.” added Lizzie, she growled and looked as decisive as she could with only a bra. The boys agreed they would never help the alien. “Wait till I get mind control back on.” the alien sneered, the creatures that appeared in the last section mustered up and prepared to give the children their first military lesson. Then the humans realized, they’d followed a little girl without question, they’d agreed to enter the computer without question, the alien could make them do things. “NO!” the children all yelled repeatedly, gradually as the mind control started to work they stopped yelling.

''Will the children escape mind control and stop the alien taking over? Does humanity have any future except as mind controlled slaves of the alien? Will the authors avoid using every well known sci-fi cliché that comes to mind? Find out in the fifth and last chapter.''