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''I liedUser:Serprex 18:42, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

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I'm locked in a box and can't get out. A box of boxes

Of boxes: Boxes are commonly visualized as cubical. 6 faces, 8 vertices, 12 edges. The facets of a cube. Or, at this point, any rectangular prism. Even twirled. But people seem to like 48 symmetries. Hypercubes are commonly visualized as a box of a box. 8 cells, 16 vertices, 24 faces, 32 edges. And again, you can twirl it all the more but people seem to like 384 symmetries

I have 2 symmetries

I was taught to always spell out the name of a number in referring to it in writing, unless the number grew beyond some large number like 10. Or was it 20? I don't remember. I don't remember a lot of things. Most people would figure it important enough to remember why they're locked in a box of boxes, but I can't quite remember how I ended up in here. I was standing around and walking back and forth and then I was talking about how I was walking and then I was walking out of oscilliation and then I was saying I was walking again and then she said "you're fucked up"

Locked up

What was I even getting at? That it seems silly to spell out numbers instead of writing down numbers when writing numbers. I have to question the authority of a curriculum which teaches that numbers should not be written as numbers

They're numbers. Numbers=69105 should have a number=12 to represent it

I once considered renaming everyone with 69105. Each person=1 would be referred to with a unique 12 of the speaker's choice. They would learn the 12 that the speaker refers to them as, but would have difficulty translating gossip unless the speaker spoke to them of another 1 often enough that they also learnt the 12 of the other 1. Remember these 69105 are replicated for every 1, so that instead of having a global database of constantly colliding names partially replicated in everyone's mind, everyone would have unique name stores. History books would be rather difficult to consolidate. People=3 would likely create translation tables to convert one 1's 12 for someone to another 1's. The quadratic nature of maintaining a complete translation table, however, would make it more practical to only create translation tables between 3 who publicly speak of similar 3. Furthermore, these 3 could consolidate their own 12 system to maintain a collision of their 69105 to be the same 1. Honorary 69105 could be reserved for specific 3 to be used by 3. Preferably post mortem. There's plenty of 69105

Broken symmetry. I have a dent on the lower part of my left ribs. I don't remember how the incision got there. I don't remember if it was there before the incision

Cut it out. I can't cut myself out. I confess that I haven't really left this box=48. I like this 48. I can't remember the last time it cut me. The temperature's nice, so we have something in common. Don't you agree? Of course you do, since we're so alike. Temperature's so temperate. Weathers through all my bull

My feet are wet. I don't like wet feet. I was always taught that that'd get me a cold. I have hypothermia. That means I always like the temperature. This proves to be a great social impediment. 3 always like to bitch about the temperature when they first sit down, which lets 3 get in some circlejerk about turning up the temperature, or turning on the air conditioner, or getting a coat, or finding a coat rack. 3 start it by asking someone else "Are you cold?" or "Is it cold in here?" or "I'm feeling hot in here." That last one isn't even a question. I like those kinds of phrases. The kind where one asserts, and then there's that solemn air of prove me wrong. So I do. I respond "No it isn't, stop being such a whiny bitch about how hot you feel. You're saggy swine, and it doesn't matter how many young losers you cocktease." then everyone pauses for a moment before grinding me on how rude I am to say such a thing, not even agreeing with me that the temperature isn't hot. I remember that much. It's a bit blurry where I'm being escorted and then she said "you're fucked up"

Moral of the story: if 3 must comment on the temperature, they should at least have the decency to compliment the carefully constructed and tuned environment which they're so comfortably inhabiting inside of a less carefully constructed and completely untuned environment. Though don't let that last comment think you're excused to bitch about the temperature if you happen to be lounging with friends at a park or some other crack joint

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