4th time's a charm

''I'm not very charmingUser:Serprex 02:13, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Four four time

Tick tock tick tock tack bang

If I write it once, it's shoved up and cranked to hear. If I write it twice, it's chorus pulled by the ear

If I write it once, it's shoved up and cranked to hear. If I write it twice, it's chorus pulled by the ear

There's a trick I've found to rhyming: Choose the second word first

All these speakers talking with a slouch to their left. Best write from the right, as is right despite fright, one must defy rite to appear bright, but remain trite if humor might be light or slight or shite. Don't fight at its height, but keep the tension tight

What a blight to language that practice is

If I write it once, it's shoved up and cranked to hear. If I write it twice, it's chorus pulled by the ear

If I write it once, it's shoved up and cranked to hear. If I write it twice, it's chorus pulled by the ear

If I write it thrice: no dice. This is four for four, so one more, we've almost made it to shore

Hope you caught that left slouch. Compare: Paddle on fore, we've almost made it to shore. It's all about aftertaste

Also it forces a little bit of thinking before you speak, a mind tweak most leave for conspiracy freaks that reak of thinking too much to the right to take a moment thinking about how it starts on the left to begin with. Fallacies that leak have the habit to sneak up on those who seek

If I write it once, it's shoved up and cranked to hear

This could go on all week. Apologies, I just had to get that weak

If I write it twice, it's chorus pulled by the ear

I can get weaker. I said that to two too. Told you I could get weaker

If I write it thrice: no dice. This is four for four, so one more, we've almost made it to shore