Modernist Poems with Spam

"If nobody killed nobody, who goes to jail?"

"Why, if nobody killed nobody, nobody would go to jail, it's logical, really.

"But the question is, if everybody killed everybody, would everybody go to hell?"

"What? I am just a spammer, my name is Willy."

"Oh, what's that in my hand, if not a shotgun shell?"

"Woah, woah, dude, I just came here for some hot filly!"

"If that's all your say in your defence, well..."

"Oh, please no, sir you can't possibly be thinking of killi..."

BANG!

--By User:Nonimportant and Willy, the spammer.