King Kong Spoof/3

Driscoll: C'mon everybody! Back across the log!

All the sailors rush back onto the log when Kong grabs it.

Driscoll: Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Kong begins shaking the log. The sailors grab on, but two fall off.

Fallen #1: Great. So much for my new gllaaassses!

Fallen #2 (Charlie): Lumpy! Help me!

Lumpy: Hold on Charlie! Let me me this stone out of my boot.

Charlie lets go and falls.

Lumpy: NOOOOOOOO! (He shakes his boot off)

Kong continues shaking. Denham grabs his camera and starts filming.

Preston: HOW THE **** CAN YOU THINK OF FILMING AT A TIME LIKE THIS!!!!

Suddenly, Carl loses grip of his camera. It falls.

Denham: Oh, *@#*$&#@!!!